terbang tinggi tinggi: Berak

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Berak

Seyesly entri ni gua tulis lepas berak.. Mampus ah lu nak cakap gua pengotor ke hape. Takkan lu tak pernah berak kan? gua rasa semua orang suka berak.. har har har..

Tahu tak gua duk kat hostel? jadi macam biasa tempat berak hostel adalah perkongsian gua dan rakan-rakan seperjuangan untuk mencapai cita-cita yang lebih tinggi..

argh.. (bukan bunyi berak)

toilet dengan bilik gua sangat-sangat dekat. gua flush jamban pun roomate gua boleh dengar.. roomate gua berak sembelit pun gua boleh dengar.. seyes gua tak tipu..

time gua berak tadi tiba-tiba makcik cleaner masuk.. Gua yang tengah berak jadi takut gila. seyes gua takut kena rogol. gua masih suci..

"ada orang tak? makcik nak basuh jamban ni", makcik tu sound sebelum masuk jamban..

"ada makcik!! jap-jap!!", gua balas balik.. aktiviti gua untuk berak cancel sebab makcik cleaner nak basuh jamban.. gua basuh berak okeh.. ingat gua tak basuh ke?? grr..

bila gua keluar je jamban dengan keadaan separuh bogel makcik cleaner tiba-tiba ada depan pintu dan beliau cakap..

"wow"

Comments

84 Comments

84 comments:

kata kila said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: babi.lucah; September 21, 2010 at 12:03 PM
shima said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha.wow wow wow! haha; September 21, 2010 at 12:04 PM
nabilah_2908 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik itu terkesima melihat part tubuh badan yang tidak ditutup ke..hahaha..

selepas itu apa yg terjadi..?

jom ke APA KATA HATI pulak,
SERANGAN MALWARE; September 21, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Ayeem Jemain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dia ckp "wow? kecik comel nye anu awak" ye?; September 21, 2010 at 12:13 PM
cik panadol said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: WOW!!!
bernafsu gak makcik tu kt ko ye....; September 21, 2010 at 12:14 PM
aisHa 'S' said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gile sengal ko ni..
apesal makcik tu mcm teruja wei..
ko suke bt cerita tergantung..; September 21, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Miss AZ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apa yang wow nya???
adakah sambungannya nanti???; September 21, 2010 at 12:17 PM
al said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow dgn nada yg mcm mane??
ahaahha..; September 21, 2010 at 12:21 PM
zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apekah maksud 'wow' tersebut??; September 21, 2010 at 12:25 PM
cik tipikal said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: siot je an?
lucah lah makcik tuh... makcik ke akak janda tu?; September 21, 2010 at 12:26 PM
M Y S H I said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bhahahaha
nasib makcik tuh tak ragut kesucian kau.; September 21, 2010 at 12:26 PM
tiafazunia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sumpah lu tipu kann?; September 21, 2010 at 12:27 PM
starzieti said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha ! mengong towl..kah3; September 21, 2010 at 12:30 PM
SweetyMui2 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wakakaka..hebat makcik cleaner tuh.siap wow lagi.lol; September 21, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha
awak lucah syg !; September 21, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik tu ckp, "wow! bau cam bangkai.."

:P; September 21, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sengal giler ah hamzah ni..

;p; September 21, 2010 at 12:38 PM
misz myza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow sbb mesti bau macam orang yg x bera berpuluh tahun... ahahaha.. kan kan kan??; September 21, 2010 at 12:41 PM
mekchu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ada byk maksud wow!! itu... ada part II tak cerita berak nih? hehehe; September 21, 2010 at 12:46 PM
cik fiza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aosal wow plak??
ape yg hebat sgt?; September 21, 2010 at 12:59 PM
nurdani said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sengal gila

tak lalu nak makan dowh; September 21, 2010 at 1:04 PM
M a W a D D a H said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ade part 2 ker??; September 21, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mesti masa tu lu tengah stim kan??
tu pasal mak cik tu ckp wow!!!; September 21, 2010 at 1:06 PM
dayah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gile. kao mesti citer tak abis kan. busuk yg amat nya berak tak cuci besih2; September 21, 2010 at 1:09 PM
ishiko said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: *haah.. lame xsinggah sini..

ahhaa... besh jep toilet dekat, kalo nk cirit xyah susah hati, ngaaa...; September 21, 2010 at 1:10 PM
noorafzan.blogspot.com said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: basuh berak = pembersih

tak basuh berak tapi basuh badan sendiri = pengotor

tak basuh dua-dua = nyanyuk

haha!

motif? tak ada!; September 21, 2010 at 1:12 PM
cikpia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: akupun nak kata babi.lucah

aku bawah umur. =); September 21, 2010 at 1:13 PM
tukang karut said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: yeker lu suci???bkn dh byk bakal ank2 lu yg dbuang kt ats katil,dlm tandas???hahahah; September 21, 2010 at 1:26 PM
doyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: WOWW.hamzah.gr~!!; September 21, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Ann said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ape yg wownye weh? takkan lu lupa pakai suar kot...huhu; September 21, 2010 at 1:38 PM
ana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: itupun nak cete ker? berak la...; September 21, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Nur Areefah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: adekah kesucian diri membuatkan aku tak paham? o.0

-Nur Areefah; September 21, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: agak ye taik ko besar sangat kot. wow! xD; September 21, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Anisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hamzaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!; September 21, 2010 at 1:48 PM
.:StukenPink:. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha....
kenapa makcik tu kata WOW??; September 21, 2010 at 1:49 PM
kucokelat said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahah..panas ni... bahaye; September 21, 2010 at 1:50 PM
ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahaha ! luc ! busuk tol !; September 21, 2010 at 2:11 PM
ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahaha ! luc ! busuk tol !; September 21, 2010 at 2:12 PM
Siti Noor Aminah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dh tu lu kena rogol tak?; September 21, 2010 at 2:14 PM
teyha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ape yg wow nyer??
wow untk ape...
wow!! makcik tuh memang dahsyat...; September 21, 2010 at 2:25 PM
cik beLLanan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: agak2 ape yang makcik 2 wow kan??
ngee~

kau wat entry ni macam tengah berak lak. siap ade bunyi en..;p; September 21, 2010 at 2:41 PM
adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow wow pe nne? jup ag, entah spa rogol sapa. haha.; September 21, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Akulah Aqilah Itu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: WoW! Mreoww.. Grrrrr....

Haha.; September 21, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wakakakakaaaaaaaaa

perlu ke makcik tu wow?

=.=; September 21, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Bijen M. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Nasib baik makcik.
Kalau kakak cleaner tadi...; September 21, 2010 at 3:09 PM
biela sapine said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apa yg " WOW " tuu ?? ahaha
mkcik tuu mengintai ko ka hamzah; September 21, 2010 at 3:10 PM
Anis Zahorin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aaa~s.e.n.g.a.l..; September 21, 2010 at 3:14 PM
shahrilhakime said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ape yg mike ade...tapi oghang lain takde...yg taghik perhatian makcik tu???

Kesah Mistik - Gunong Bujang Melaka; September 21, 2010 at 3:14 PM
! Nurida Ardy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik cleaner: 'wow' wi...ju na ju..'cute' nyer!!!!
hahahahahahaha....

ian: makcik....hehehehehe
*sengih kerang busuk!!!; September 21, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Hujan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik tuh nampak tetek ko je la...separuh bogel kan...hahahha; September 21, 2010 at 3:51 PM
yanamib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: "wow" ??? hahahahaha

sengal je~; September 21, 2010 at 3:51 PM
zam.enol.arep said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bese la makcik tu. abes madu sok die buang la ko jauh2. haha.; September 21, 2010 at 3:51 PM
cik emymilia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mesti makcik tu ckp..."wowww... busuk gilerr ko berakk!!..." kah kah kah; September 21, 2010 at 4:11 PM
yg_indah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pompuan aje leh komen?; September 21, 2010 at 4:25 PM
MiMiEy :) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha..
dah x teruna
bhaahahaha..; September 21, 2010 at 4:27 PM
wOrLdOfsEcReTwHisPer said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cis..
kelucahan arr bro!
ahahhaa..; September 21, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Nurul Ayu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ceh lu nak cakap lu punya best la...

babi lucah sial...hahaha; September 21, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Yuyu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pengotor!; September 21, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Nekmo said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik tu rogol kau ke??hahaha; September 21, 2010 at 5:13 PM
intanurulfateha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ok.; September 21, 2010 at 5:14 PM
gadisBunga™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahaa!!!! dua2 siot!; September 21, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Miss Ayumi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: setan. saket perot aku gelak.; September 21, 2010 at 5:30 PM
Melle Abadi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: habis lah kau lepas ni; September 21, 2010 at 5:38 PM
BENA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: nak ke makcik tuh rogol kau? HAHAHA; September 21, 2010 at 5:50 PM
alien said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makcik tu terkejut tengok ko dah buncit ke?
hahaha; September 21, 2010 at 5:52 PM
senandung semalam said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bongok la..
hahahhhaa..
cm ade part 2 je..?; September 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM
mizzura said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ee...cam kurang senonoh jer bunyiknyer..haha.. tulis la nak buang air besor :-); September 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wowwwwww....pucuk mudaa..pucuk dicita ulam mendatang!kate makcik tu,,,; September 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM
Ciklinn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: muahahhahahaha... apalah yg makcik cleaner nampak nih???; September 21, 2010 at 6:06 PM
erinulat said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha. dia tengok taik ko besar lengan kot!!! XD; September 21, 2010 at 6:14 PM
Nurulchumel said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow?
apakah??; September 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM
.waniey jamaludin. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wah!!sgt x berape lega bile berak x habis; September 21, 2010 at 7:28 PM
Ard said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: har har har; September 21, 2010 at 7:51 PM
Cik Akma said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cuci mata mkck tu; September 21, 2010 at 10:31 PM
ciK LyndaWawa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: WOW ape?hehehe; September 21, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Pojiepooh Abdullah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Hahahaahah..
**tutup muka

Love,
PojiePooh Abdullah; September 21, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Arisa Mihashi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ape yang wow?nampak ular hang ka?; September 22, 2010 at 1:20 AM
nurkaloi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: i like~~~lol~~; September 22, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Shahada Fauzi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahaha..hamzah sengal!!; September 22, 2010 at 9:43 AM
Mellyana Sara said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow???

kalau aku dah cuak kot~ wow mendenye~ hahahaha!; September 22, 2010 at 10:07 AM
~aSHa~ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wow!!!!1; September 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Sumijelly said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ko memang pengotor..
ngankak sumi pun ko kata nak berak!!!!!

hampeh.........

Sumijelly.com; September 22, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Rina Lia (◕‿◕)✿ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha klaka bc comment org =_="; September 22, 2010 at 10:16 PM
lempang laju2 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku rase 'wow' tu coz mkcik tuu terkesima lagi terkedu..nk tnye ke xnk..[nape kecik ek]; September 23, 2010 at 5:39 PM

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