Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Gua Bukan Superman
Lagi seronok bila gua tengok bilik gua takde orang pun dan gua pastikan betul-betul sebelum kantoi dengan roomate gua. Gua panggil nama beliau sekali.. oh, takde jawapan. Gua panggil nama beliau 2 kali.. oh memang sah takde dalam bilik. Aktiviti gua akan dijalankan dengan jayanya nanti.
Gua bangun ambik tuala putih gua.. tuala gua memang kaler putih sebab gua malas nak basuh. Gua remdam kloroks je tiap-tiap hujung minggu.. Lepas 3 minggu tuala gua dah reput pastu gua beli tuala lain. Harga tuala murah je RM15 hinggit kat giant. Mampus ah lu nak cakap gua kaya ke hape sebab beli tuala banyak-banyak. Sebab tu rasanya badan gua putih mulus rasanya. Takde jangkitan kuman dari tuala lama-lama..
Gua pergi mandi kat toilet sebelah bilik. Memang takde orang pun. Adakah patut gua cerita cara gua mandi? Zaman sekarang semua orang mandi bogel kan? kah kah kah kah.. mati la gua lepas ni.
Lepas gua mandi gua kesat-kesat dan dengan separuh bogel gua keluar dari toilet.. Gua on pc lepas tu gua tulis entry ni.. Lepas tu gua ingat nak berak jadi gua berenti kejap dan gua tekan publish post.
sekian terima kasih.


80 comments:
- kata kila said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haram doh ko apdet gini
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September 22, 2010 at 11:33 AM
- zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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memang gila agaknya ko nie. hahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 11:35 AM
- Mcjust said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tadek keje la ni
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September 22, 2010 at 11:36 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sapa nama roomate ko tu?
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September 22, 2010 at 11:40 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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syg gile!
lucah~ -
September 22, 2010 at 11:40 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bongek
kahkahkah -
September 22, 2010 at 11:43 AM
- Inn CahaYa EnterPriSe said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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walaupun nampak mcm hampeh tapi mmg best bace n3 nie..hahhaa
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September 22, 2010 at 11:43 AM
- eelobor said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahaha.....bagus daya pemikiran bro
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September 22, 2010 at 11:49 AM
- Kancilbiru said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hoih.....ada org puasa 6 tak habis lagi....hahahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 11:49 AM
- Firhan A. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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mesti ko tgh boring tahap melampau skang..haha..
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September 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM
- ceklala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko mmg sengal!
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September 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM
- rizal jabai said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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har har har har
mandi bogel...berak taik keras ke? -
September 22, 2010 at 11:53 AM
- faizalnizam said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu memang buat hari gua ceria sebelum gua pergi kelas yang macam gampang.
masa gua kecik dulu, gua tak pakai shower, gua terjun dalam kolah rumah atok gua. sekali kantoi, nyaris tak kena sebat ngan rotan. -
September 22, 2010 at 11:54 AM
- Fairuz Zainal said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahamzah.
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September 22, 2010 at 11:54 AM
- ~aSHa~ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eheehehhe
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September 22, 2010 at 11:58 AM
- Cik Bucken said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hekelehhh towel aku semilan hengget semilan posen je..dah habes berak ke belom?
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September 22, 2010 at 11:58 AM
- Ciklinn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haitssssss
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September 22, 2010 at 12:00 PM
- chentaMAYA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu sependerman! hahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM
- ana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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apa la, mandi pun nak cete ker??? hahahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 12:03 PM
- aisHa 'S' said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ah..
otak ko da mereng....
ko bangun pe ape kalo kul 11lebih..
haha.... -
September 22, 2010 at 12:05 PM
- Syifa Alshah (wutwut) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cis. lu sembelit ea?
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September 22, 2010 at 12:05 PM
- .::WaNiE::. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haih mengucap panjang aku baca entry ni
takpela demi cintaku padamu
aku terima saja -
September 22, 2010 at 12:14 PM
- cikpia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cam cilakeee jer hapdet cenggini....... aku langsung takleh nak kaitkan tajuk entri dengan ke saspen an ko nak menjalankan 'sesuatu' tanpa room mate dengan aktiviti ko berak.......
arghh!!!! aku tertekan kerana gagal mengaitkan semua itu!!!!!! -
September 22, 2010 at 12:15 PM
- ayu toink2 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sengal..oit hamzah..mahu tukar bnner weh...
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September 22, 2010 at 12:22 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahhaha! mereng la ko :)
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September 22, 2010 at 12:23 PM
- Aku said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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semoga ko berak dengan gembira~
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September 22, 2010 at 12:30 PM
- biela sapine said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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adohh gilorr agknyer bdk ni.. haha
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September 22, 2010 at 12:30 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cissssss...ko memang giler la dik!..ingat ade hero superman dtg selamatkan awek monggolia.. :P
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September 22, 2010 at 12:32 PM
- amy azuha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cett haha bengong moleps
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September 22, 2010 at 12:32 PM
- zam.enol.arep said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko ponteng kelas eh? hah? hah?
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September 22, 2010 at 12:33 PM
- cik fiza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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weh baik ko tulis
"dear diary.. i am going to berak je"... -
September 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM
- nurkaloi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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makan ape nieh??
subur giler asyek berak jerrr....
hahaha -
September 22, 2010 at 12:40 PM
- noorafzan.blogspot.com said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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demm..kenapa aku baca sampai abes.
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September 22, 2010 at 12:43 PM
- Latifah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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woiiii...
apa nihhhh...
tak kan ni je?
adehhhhh -
September 22, 2010 at 12:52 PM
- Siti Noor Aminah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kenapa gua baca semua entri lu hah????!!!!!!!!
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September 22, 2010 at 1:00 PM
- mira_nas said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kantoi kau hamzah... subuh negara mana ko hambek waktu dia ni..??? hahahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 1:03 PM
- Yot | is | Yati said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ah 5 minit masa aku terbuang camtu je. rugi rugi!!!
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September 22, 2010 at 1:14 PM
- FiqaSaleh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
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September 22, 2010 at 1:16 PM
- nurdani said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko boleh dapat award entri paling senget la hamzah
haha..athoi -
September 22, 2010 at 1:20 PM
- mr.syazwan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha
x senonoh! -
September 22, 2010 at 1:26 PM
- kazisha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sengal la ! huhuhu..
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September 22, 2010 at 1:30 PM
- Arisa Mihashi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko takde keje len ke asyik berak je.
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September 22, 2010 at 1:37 PM
- AdilaKaman said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tak senonoh je kerja dia. :D
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September 22, 2010 at 1:38 PM
- sukemakan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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errrrrrrrrrr!
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September 22, 2010 at 1:46 PM
- Miss AZ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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laaa... cm ni je..
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September 22, 2010 at 2:02 PM
- intanurulfateha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gila ke?
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September 22, 2010 at 2:09 PM
- payeen said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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aku da agak kaw nak ngarot. tpi nape aku stil bce smpai abes. dem. nmpak sgt aku suke superman. dem.
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September 22, 2010 at 2:22 PM
- ayu toink2 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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weh..yang kat sidebar 2 bukan coding..apela ko ni..wat2 xtaw...pure2 xtaw..taktahu menahu atau xambik taw????..hahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM
- Shahada Fauzi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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mereng betul mamat ni..haishhh...T_T
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September 22, 2010 at 2:31 PM
- ::FAIZ:: said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Pitam....
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September 22, 2010 at 2:32 PM
- kiba said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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boleh lu pulangkan 55 saat gua balik?
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September 22, 2010 at 2:33 PM
- dLa Suri said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hamjad je pngai ko laa. haha
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September 22, 2010 at 2:47 PM
- doyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hamzah222
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September 22, 2010 at 2:51 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ley tak gwa mencarot kt sini???
asl entry lu cam shilaker???????????? -
September 22, 2010 at 2:53 PM
- Zack Azrin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahaha...kul 11.16 masih awl bro...kah3...
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September 22, 2010 at 2:57 PM
- tiafazunia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bole saya sepak awak laju2 encik hamzah?
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September 22, 2010 at 3:04 PM
- ateyn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pe bende yg ko merepek ney????
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September 22, 2010 at 3:04 PM
- ateyn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pe bende yg ko merepek ney????
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September 22, 2010 at 3:05 PM
- ateyn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pe bende yg ko merepek ney????
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September 22, 2010 at 3:05 PM
- Anis Zahorin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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satu hari berapa kali berak??
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September 22, 2010 at 3:12 PM
- Linglung said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu nak kena carut???
lain kali lu buat mcm ni..."pagi tadi aku bangun malam" -
September 22, 2010 at 3:12 PM
- syafiqah ezam shah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wakluu!haha
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September 22, 2010 at 3:13 PM
- hanis said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ape ni encek hamzah oii... nak jugak die cite pasal publish entry sambil separuh bogel ngahahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 3:15 PM
- miss lolly a.k.a luvfareda said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Xda keje lain ?
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September 22, 2010 at 3:19 PM
- adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ke ko update dalam toilet ne? ha ingat ktorang tak tau hamzah
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September 22, 2010 at 3:46 PM
- MiMiEy :) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ape kene mengena dgn tajuk?
confius, confius -
September 22, 2010 at 3:46 PM
- White Bird said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu bagi alamat kat gua bole?
gua nk gi skodeng lu mandi,
bole? -
September 22, 2010 at 4:07 PM
- plumpy.tootsie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oh what the fuck.
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September 22, 2010 at 5:08 PM
- Anis said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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apa kaitan superman dgn ko mandi pastu publish entry sbb nak berak ni?konpius gua +__+
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September 22, 2010 at 5:58 PM
- FAA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hek eleh. kiteorang satu rumah buat same2 selamba. takyah tunggu housemate takde. haha. ade bran bro?
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September 22, 2010 at 8:01 PM
- Rina Lia (◕‿◕)✿ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha ades...ape motif entry ni tah tp org comment smpi 70 =_=
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September 22, 2010 at 10:13 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu cakap gua, lu pun sama! crappp!
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September 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM
- Rosmarieza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahahaha! hampehhhhh kelape!;P
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September 23, 2010 at 12:18 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ape ni gile.
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September 23, 2010 at 1:32 AM
- cik ainnun abdullah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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errrrrrrrrr.. der??
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September 23, 2010 at 1:53 PM
- Tapak Kaki said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ang citer la pasal ang cirit birit lak..ok?haha
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September 23, 2010 at 5:01 PM
- ciK LyndaWawa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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moral of da story??
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September 23, 2010 at 5:29 PM
- Qib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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x snonoh ko hamzah!!!
Jum Singgah yer
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September 23, 2010 at 5:58 PM
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lempang laju2 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko blaja kat mane..?aku nk jmpe ko la...nk bakar vuntut ko tu...mmberakkan diri jer kije nye..??superman=berak..?pe kaitan..?aku rase nk lempang laju2 jee koo..!!!
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September 23, 2010 at 9:23 PM
- Miss Ecah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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thanks sal entri ne .. its make my day!!
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November 27, 2010 at 2:20 AM