terbang tinggi tinggi: Mak gua pesan, Ketika Berak Jangan Tengok Tahi Jatuh

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Mak gua pesan, Ketika Berak Jangan Tengok Tahi Jatuh

Tadi gua berak.. dem, entry gua berak lagi.. entah berapa kali dah gua cerita pasal berak.. argh..korang dah lunch? sila baca blog gua dulu baru lunch okeh?

Tadi gua berak, ketika gua berak gua tak tengok tahi.. mak gua pernah pesan zaman gua kecik-kecik dulu dan beliau cakap kalau berak jangan tengok tahi sendiri.. Jangannnnnn!

Time berak ingat kata-kata mak pulak dah.. alahai.. apesal la time berak tak pernah gua ingat awek ke, cikgu sejarah ke, atau model-model seksi yang selalu gua tengok dalam youtube.. apesal kata-kata nasihat mak gua juga yang gua ingat? sebab gua ini anak mithali agaknya..

Kenapa mak gua pesan bila berak jangan tengok tahi jatuh?

Pernah sekali time darjah berapa entah curiosity gua terhadap tahi jatuh amat lah tinggi.. gua suka tengok tahi sendiri jatuh.. bunyi tahi jatuh amat enak didengar.. tiba-tiba seekor cacing sebesar ibu jari gua keluar bersama-sama tahi..

gua takut.. gua lari keluar dari jamban dalam keadaan bogel.. oh dem..

moral of the story jangan la tengok tahi jatuh wahai adik-adik sekalian..

Comments

66 Comments

66 comments:

Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ustazah gua masa sekolah pun ade bagi tips untuk jadi pelajar cemerlang..

JANGAN TENGO TAHI SENDIRI MASA MELABUR..

gua pun tak tahu apa motifnya...; October 30, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Nurul Ayu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku baru lepas berak..nikmat baru terasa...haha

eiii ada cacing..; October 30, 2010 at 11:55 AM
malyna said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: HAHAHAHA besar gila cacingg; October 30, 2010 at 11:55 AM
MiMiEy :) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aduyai,
loya tekak; October 30, 2010 at 11:57 AM
LILI said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sbnarnya x baek tgok sbab leh wat cpt lupa.....; October 30, 2010 at 11:59 AM
LILI said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sbnarnya x baek tgok sbab leh wat cpt lupa.....; October 30, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Miss AZ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha!!! kes tu ka??
tgk tahi x elok sbb boleh merosakkan mata.. ini pun i baca kat petua imam syafie.. ;)

http://planetmirra.blogspot.com/2010/10/petua-imam-syafie.html; October 30, 2010 at 12:00 PM
KiFli MaLLy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apalah cacing tu wat kat perut ko lama2 kan :p hahahah; October 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM
LAILA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ades. entry lu x leh blah lagi ke hamzah? haha; October 30, 2010 at 12:06 PM
m i a said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: btol3, tgk taik sndiri best ke?ibu ckp cpt lupe, mata jadi rabun dan tak cantek..mcm mata panda nnti..bila cite pasal cacing, tibe3 trfikir, cmne kalu prot kite ni tranparent ek?hohoho..bule buat entry ni..; October 30, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Vivian said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: errk..sebesar ibu jara? biar betol nih!!; October 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: penceramah motivasi pernah cakap,kalo tengok nanti cepat lupa lol~; October 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Ummi Nisrina Adni said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: uwekkkkkk; October 30, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Amir Syahir said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: saiz sama ngn konec lu..adehh..sian shara..keh2; October 30, 2010 at 12:18 PM
fatian athiea said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ada makna mak lu pesan cengtu...
ustazah gua pesan jgn tgk tahi sbb tkut pelupa..; October 30, 2010 at 12:23 PM
avid said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: thanks for ruining my lunch hour; October 30, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Cipina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: erk; October 30, 2010 at 12:28 PM
zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: makan ubat cacing weh. hahaha.; October 30, 2010 at 12:30 PM
dya adriza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Huk3.. aku benci entry ni! Geliiii!!!; October 30, 2010 at 12:31 PM
ana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dulu ye la..skrg mana ada org berak klr cacing dh..mcm2 ubat dh ada skrg.; October 30, 2010 at 12:38 PM
star itu bintang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cis , lu makan ape sampai ada cacing ?; October 30, 2010 at 12:41 PM
F. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bro..
ptt perot u buncit..
byk cacing rupe nyer huhu :P; October 30, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Cik SHiNJU said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha...bijih hang ade cacing?
msti suka jln2 x pkai slipar neh..; October 30, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: orang cakap tengok tahi sendiri jadi bodoh..cuba ko tengok lama2 hamzah,betul tak jadi bodoh ke tak..muhahahaha..

Post Terhangat...

Kerana Kamu Pengikutku...; October 30, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Mashe said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalo tgok tahi sendri nati jadi buduh.. hahahahah~; October 30, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gua trus rse nk trberak..; October 30, 2010 at 1:05 PM
aLya maNip said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mst sebab mase jatuh 2 takot air lam jamban tpercik kat muke..euuuwww..
2 mak ko pesan jangan tengOk..hahaha; October 30, 2010 at 1:28 PM
DAUD said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau tgk tahi sendri jadi lupa,
kalau tengok tahi orang lain, jadi apa?; October 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM
Sharinginfoz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: memang entry ni le pulak; October 30, 2010 at 1:34 PM
Cik Bucken said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: owh gross gile engkau ni.; October 30, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Taste Of Life said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tahniah utk cacing tersebut..mesti dah lama dia tggu saat nak keluar dari badan kau kan??; October 30, 2010 at 1:43 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sebab TAHI tuh kan NAJIS...nak jadi PELAJAR CEMERLANG,tak boleh tengok NAJIS mahupon BENDA KOTOR/LUCAH....

sekian...blog anda best!keep it up...; October 30, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Qib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: buyi tahi pelup, ko suke dengar?? euuwww; October 30, 2010 at 1:50 PM
payeen said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: eeee. hamzah busuk lahh!; October 30, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Rozita said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: banyak cacing punya budak; October 30, 2010 at 2:15 PM
farah si monster said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: besar ibu jari?? lu bela cacing tu dlm perut ke ape weyy?? gila besarrr! :D; October 30, 2010 at 2:21 PM
QERY HASAN said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: memang entri yg giler... kelakor laaa...; October 30, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Anisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: awak~~~~~~~~~~~; October 30, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha. cacing tu mesti ade dlm taik mu owk? hoho :D; October 30, 2010 at 2:32 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gua bace pung x rase nak berak sudaa ..sembelit !!
HAHA; October 30, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tk habes2 dgn entry berak. busuk lah ko nih!; October 30, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tak pnah tgk taik sndiri. Sbb tringat pesan mak. Hakhak.. Ape2 pun, time berak mmg nikmat gila!!! ^^; October 30, 2010 at 3:12 PM
ankeljonni said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: itu cacing ke belut....; October 30, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Anis said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: eeeee yekk; October 30, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Ayu Zan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hak3..apela~

tengok najis/benda kotor..
akan buat ingatan lemah~; October 30, 2010 at 3:31 PM
LiFe KaMi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pergh ko tak senonoh siot..haha; October 30, 2010 at 3:57 PM
airazulaikha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: uwekkkss...loya tekak; October 30, 2010 at 4:06 PM
darkbatman said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha.. sbr jelaaa; October 30, 2010 at 4:10 PM
miss lolly a.k.a luvfareda said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: geli

la bongok!; October 30, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Yot | is | Yati said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: erghhhh benci kau. aku baru nak makan dah terbukak entry ni.; October 30, 2010 at 5:45 PM
ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: eee . . yek yek !; October 30, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Pencacai Alim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: macam-macam; October 30, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Zezebel said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Salam kenal.
Ada pulak macam tu. Hehehehehee....
Orang kata kalau taknak bagi tengok, baca buku atau suratkhabar dalam tandas.
Jumpa lagi.; October 30, 2010 at 6:55 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haah
ustazah aku pon ada cakap
sebab tu kan benda kotor
janganla tengok
nanti jd cpt pelupa
hohohoh

grrr geli siot!!; October 30, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Pala Maldini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau tak boleh tengok.. macamana pula kalau bau ?; October 30, 2010 at 7:32 PM
ULtradya said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pernah gak terbaca.. xelok tgok sbb..Tuhan akan tarik nikmat melihat sedikit bila kita memandang benda2 yg kotor(tahi sndri,kemaluan)..video2 lucah,gadis seksi..arak..sesapa yg rasa ada info xbetoi nih tolong perbetoikan...hihii; October 30, 2010 at 7:57 PM
K I E R A said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Gila lah, ada cacing.

HAHAHAHAHA ;D; October 30, 2010 at 8:29 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: memg ler xbole...klo ikot dlm islam mne ley tgk bnda kotor atau ngeri...sbb apa..aku pun da lupa.. :P; October 30, 2010 at 9:53 PM
Shahada Fauzi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kawan aku pernah cakap dulu masa ktorg bebudak.."weh..ko berak tengok taik ko tak??kalau ko tengok ko bodoh!!haha.." masa tu aku blur2..ade ke orang berak tengok taik sendiri??busuknyeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!; October 30, 2010 at 11:28 PM
amie... said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: eyerkk...bau busuk la blog ni...

spe berak tak cebok ni???...haha...; October 30, 2010 at 11:58 PM
emak. bukan penari tiang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: arwah atuk aku pesan

time berak jangan bercakap! nanti gigi kuning!

aku tataw relevannya tapi aku slalu cakap time berak and serious gigi aku kuning kalau tak berus 4 hari!; October 31, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Lulu Caldina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bluek..; October 31, 2010 at 11:22 PM
hantu malang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: nice bloggggg; November 1, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Aqilah Nur said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha.cacing tu agak2 panjang mana?; November 2, 2010 at 11:44 PM
msk sdn bhd said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha; December 12, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: nasib baik taik gua besar..
saiz xxl..; July 19, 2011 at 8:35 PM

terbang tinggi tinggi

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Mak gua pesan, Ketika Berak Jangan Tengok Tahi Jatuh

66 comments:

ShareThis

LinkWithin

data