Monday, November 22, 2010
Gua Hampir Kena Liwat Dengan Batang Mop
Musim orang kawin lagi.. baru gua perasan entry hari tu gua eja 'musim jadi musin'.. dah la kat tajuk.. grr..
Berbalik kepada story gua tadi.. Semalam senior gua kahwin.. atas jasa baik beliau suatu ketika dahulu gua kenal apa itu dunia ni.. (ayat macam drama dah)
Ketika gua masuk form 1, gua terus dibuli pada malam pertama.. memang muka gua ni agak kerek sikit, poyo lebih dan bajet bagus.. bukan gua cakap tapi senior la yang cakap gua ni poyo.. padahal gua rasa muka gua ni comel.. form 1 kan innocent lagi mesti la gua comel.. har har har..
Jadi macam-macam cara la gua kena buli seperti pukul tanpa sebab, menjadi separuh bogel, cium kasut, tiup kipas sampai kipas tu pusing dan juga tiup lampu mentol sampai padam.. seyesly gua memang tiup kuat-kuat walaupun gua tahu mentol takkan padam.. demmit..
ketika senior mahu menjalankan eksperimen meliwat menggunakan batang penyapu, tiba-tiba ada hero datang.. Beliau juga merupakan senior dan setelah beliau discuss dengan senior yang lain gua secara tak rasmi jadi adik angkat kepada beliau..
Selepas tu macam biasa lah, kena angkat beg, beli air, angkat barang senior, bla bla bla.. ceh.. adik angkat la sangat.. macam haram..
tapi nasib baik la jugak sebab jasa beliau gua tak kena liwat.. kalau kena liwat mesti gua tulis entry liwat sekarang ni.. arghh...
Tetapi entry kali ni gua bukan nak buruk kan senior gua okeh.. gua tak salahkan beliau pun atas layanan sebegitu rupa.. gua ketika jadi senior macam tu juga perangai.. kiranya senior gua telah mengajar gua sesuatu yang penting iaitu "gua senior lu junior"
okeh okeh.. meh tengok gambar senior gua kawin.. beliau ambik gambar kahwin di kampung kitaorang iaitu Bukit Besi.. Siap ada lombong bijih lagi kat belakang tu.. cun sial..
Selamat pengantin baru bro.. bini lu memang cun..


62 comments:
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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background cantik
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November 22, 2010 at 9:40 AM
- Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ish3...
sian..
nsb baik teruna kau tak hilang..
haha -
November 22, 2010 at 9:40 AM
- Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ish3...
sian..
nsb baik teruna kau tak hilang..
haha -
November 22, 2010 at 9:40 AM
- fatian athiea said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sengal dowh ctew ko..
msti ada je kaetan ngan menda -ve..
grrrrr..
nsib gua kntrol nfsu lg tgk pitcha tu.. -
November 22, 2010 at 9:45 AM
- cik qiqilala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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asal form 1 je hensem lah? cirit ahhh. kihkihkih.
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November 22, 2010 at 9:46 AM
- suffer8zine said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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mak ai
Terkini : Bukan untuk wanita sahaja -
November 22, 2010 at 9:49 AM
- Anisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahah!
hamzaaahhhhhhhhhhh -
November 22, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- hudhud said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pegh gila kejam. sekolah mana ni dulu ? haha :P
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November 22, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- emak. bukan penari tiang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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nasib baek lagi..
kalau tidak mesti sampai hang hari ni ketagih batang masuk juboq..tak kiralah batang apa..
mesti juboq sudah luas.. -
November 22, 2010 at 9:54 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha.. ganas benor senior ko kan ...
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November 22, 2010 at 9:55 AM
- cik helena said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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boleh tak aku tak paham?
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November 22, 2010 at 9:55 AM
- ghost said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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demmit!apsal ko tak kena liwat?
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November 22, 2010 at 9:57 AM
- kechixx said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahahaaaaa:D
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November 22, 2010 at 9:59 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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entry yg sempai gile..
Slamat la ye kt ur sinior tu~~ -
November 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM
- doyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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chantik ah hamzah :P
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November 22, 2010 at 10:06 AM
- iela said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Kenapa perlu ada Hero... Demmmm... hahaha
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November 22, 2010 at 10:07 AM
- Oda Willy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kalo tak mesti lu dah x suci kan..harhar
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November 22, 2010 at 10:14 AM
- M a W a D D a H said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sib baik lum ternoda lagi...
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November 22, 2010 at 10:16 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kalaulah tak de hero tu...lu bukan teruna lagi mejah
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November 22, 2010 at 10:22 AM
- Pencacai Alim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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itu sula wei..
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November 22, 2010 at 10:22 AM
- sue. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kesiannya kene buli.....nsb bek de hero.
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November 22, 2010 at 10:33 AM
- NM02 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hi, salam singgah pagi isnin. lama tak komen kat sini. hehehe.
nway kita dah ada umh baru. jom follow blog part 2 kite plak. hehehe -
November 22, 2010 at 10:44 AM
- syaf said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cis...cam ne lu boley terselamat dri kes liwat mop itew...abg angkat lu patot datang lambat time tuh!!!! cis
oo smart shiyal gambar kawen tuh -
November 22, 2010 at 10:49 AM
- allia farhana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gila..bukan calang2 pengalaman..hahaha..
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November 22, 2010 at 10:54 AM
- Pojiepooh Abdullah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Sengal! Hahaha!
Lu bila nak kawen jgn lupa invite gua ok!
Love,
PojiePooh Abdullah -
November 22, 2010 at 11:06 AM
- CikRangers (CR) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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muahahahaa..gile lu hamzah..puc kartun lu tu wat gua gelak gila..muahahahahahaha....
http://dyamohd.blogspot.com/2010/11/gua-comolot.html -
November 22, 2010 at 11:07 AM
- zns said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha..puji bini orang yang baru kwin tu...berani ko..tapi, tahniah..tak tewas pd sebatang mop..hua hua hua
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November 22, 2010 at 11:10 AM
- Lovely Bella said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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waaaa.. adehh ini cite berbaur lucah ke ape.. hehehe... nice pic !
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November 22, 2010 at 11:15 AM
- Aishot said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kejam tahap dewa tu..
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November 22, 2010 at 11:16 AM
- Mrs Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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KESIAN KO .. ISH ISH..;(
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November 22, 2010 at 11:27 AM
- ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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apsal la senior tu g tolong .
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November 22, 2010 at 11:33 AM
- Ain Shdn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wahh.. dah kawen da senior.. hehehe
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November 22, 2010 at 11:34 AM
- zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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baru ko sedar kah tajuk tu? ingatkan sengaja eja macam tu. keh3.
sadis gila kalo kena liwat dgn batang mop. -
November 22, 2010 at 11:38 AM
- Melle Abadi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bapak siot
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November 22, 2010 at 11:44 AM
- tiafazunia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bila kita nak kawen ni ?
kahkahkah! mampos gf ko mara!
oke. bai! -
November 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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agak2 kalo kena liwat ngn btg mop,
ko nanges tak hamzah?
ke bole wat muka cool lg? hahaha. -
November 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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agak2 kalo kena liwat ngn btg mop,
ko nanges tak hamzah?
ke bole wat muka cool lg? hahaha. -
November 22, 2010 at 12:18 PM
- Sumijelly said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oit........tak baik puji bini orang la.......
haram........hahahaha
MANA BANNER KAK SUMI?? ASAL TAK LETAK???? GRRRRRRR
Sumijelly.com -
November 22, 2010 at 12:30 PM
- Khairy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha...sama la kita bro, nasib baik aku pun tak kena liwat gak...tp bila aku jadi senior takde la aku bt revenge sambil nak liwat junior...agak2 la kan. dosa kot...hehe
lawa doh..backgound gambar tu.. -
November 22, 2010 at 12:42 PM
- adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tapi muka ko memang nampak kerek pon la hamzah. haha.
cepat cari bini ag chun! -
November 22, 2010 at 12:49 PM
- HAN said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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giler buas..hahahaha.tp bile ingt blek best kan pngalaman tu..hehehe
nice picca!:) -
November 22, 2010 at 1:14 PM
- ardinihumaira said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha... bahaya betul ;p
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November 22, 2010 at 1:22 PM
- Ainna Jalil said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahaha..mujur teruna lagi ..sengal lah..lawak jeh mop tuh :P
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November 22, 2010 at 2:12 PM
- Kik0 ♥ QiLaH said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ohoi tia dia atas tu gatai.
mentang2 mejah fom 1 comel siyot.
bhahaha. -
November 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM
- WAHIDA ALIAS said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bhahahaha...x boley bla..aksi terlampau..hahaha
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November 22, 2010 at 2:37 PM
- cik fiza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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incik kerek.. kalo aku jd senior pn aku xleh blah ngan muka kerek ko tu... rasa nk hempuk je hahahah
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November 22, 2010 at 2:43 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pedulik apa kau kena liwat ngan batang mop pun.. haha..
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November 22, 2010 at 2:43 PM
- Tuan Din said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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aku tick 'CUN' pada entry nie sebab ngko cakap Bini senior tu cun...
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November 22, 2010 at 3:01 PM
- azzey said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hamzah ian: nasib baik ko selamat.....ha3....
p/s: terjah2 ! -
November 22, 2010 at 3:02 PM
- Gayahspears said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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perghh.. xthn tgk gmbo tu..huhu
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November 22, 2010 at 3:54 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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celah mne la lu rembat picca dorg ni -.-"
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November 22, 2010 at 4:46 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kalaulah kamu kena liwat???apakah?????
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November 22, 2010 at 5:24 PM
- kerangRebus said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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masih anak dara la you ek?~~ :)
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November 22, 2010 at 5:53 PM
- The Sharkox said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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HAHAHA...kalau kena liwat ngn penyapu, leh jadi geng sayfool azlan ni..haha
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November 22, 2010 at 5:55 PM
- aDfeez said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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agak2 kalo kene liwat.. lobang mesti besa pnya!!!!
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November 22, 2010 at 6:27 PM
- dak eina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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laaaaaaaa...duk bukit besi jah??
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November 22, 2010 at 6:45 PM
- Ayeem Jemain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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mop ke penyapu tu bang?
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November 22, 2010 at 7:48 PM
- si gadis selesa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oke juge tu, cara meliwat yg tak menyakitkan.
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November 23, 2010 at 9:03 AM
- Unamn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eeeeeeeeeeee....... knp x report polis.. senior kau jht ar.. klu prmpuan kne cmni.. xde kompromi dh.. habis.. dgn tok imam,ketua kg,ktua polis... direportnya..
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November 23, 2010 at 7:56 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ala kenapa senior lu stop kan lu? tak pasal pasal lu virgin lagi sampai skang. :(
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November 24, 2010 at 8:34 AM
- ajelan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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November 24, 2010 at 7:35 PM
- Adah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eh...wady n ira..haha..
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December 15, 2010 at 11:39 PM