terbang tinggi tinggi: Hubungan Genius Dan Berak

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Hubungan Genius Dan Berak

mak gua cakap gua ni antara anak beliau yang pandai la.. Tapi beliau tak cakap depan-depan nanti adik gua yang lain jeles pulak.. dan gua pasti mak gua cakap perkara yang serupa kat lapan lagi adik beradik gua.. heh.. patut la tak cakap depan-depan kan? har har har..

Tapi ada benarnya cakap mak gua tu.. bukti gua genius adalah gua ingat dengan jelas apa yang berlaku ketika gua umur 3 tahun.. hebat tak?

Masa gua umur 3 tahun, kakak gua umur 4 tahun.. kitaorang macam kembar lah.. makan sekali, tidur sekali kadang-kadang berak sekali..

Nak tahu macam mana berak sekali??

genius tak mak gua? gua pun genius jugak kan? kakak gua genius jugak kan?

arghhhh.. grrrr..

Comments

127 Comments

127 comments:

afiqah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gempak ah lu kan. hahah ;D
mcm terasa nk try.; November 30, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Cik TeN10 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahahahahahaha..hanya mampu ketawa!!; November 30, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sangat genius..
ahakz..
=P; November 30, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hua hua hua. genius ye?; November 30, 2010 at 10:11 AM
honey amour said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius sangaaaaaaaattt !!!; November 30, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hua hua hua. genius ye?; November 30, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Shahada Fauzi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha..bongek!!!

ko mengingatkan kisah silam aku weh..aku pernah buat macam tu dengan adik aku...warggggggggghhhhhhh..haha..siotbetoi!; November 30, 2010 at 10:14 AM
IMANSHAH said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: berak je keja kau!! simpan lah sikit taik tu; November 30, 2010 at 10:15 AM
doyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku ondeway nk g berak ni. hoi hamzah. lama tak jengah aku kan =.=''; November 30, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Cik Puan Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: macam penah tgk je bebudak yak camni..biasala kalo dah dedua serentak nak yak dan toilet lak ade satu je..takkan sorang lagik tuh nak kene membuang dlm semak lak kan..; November 30, 2010 at 10:17 AM
CikRangers (CR) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha..sengal ko amzah..bagus gak ni.leh aku praktik kan kt anak2 sdare aku nanti.muahahaha; November 30, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Hidayah Hanif said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: lol...macam mane nak berak gitu..lololol; November 30, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: shit..hahaha; November 30, 2010 at 10:23 AM
emak. bukan penari tiang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: alah...tu hang dengan kakak hang..

aku berak camtu gak dengan laki aku

tak rasa genius pun!; November 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM
MOMMY CGG said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ko ni kalo lukis2 tu sah comel...
i like..
hehehehehehe

creative; November 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM
zaL_cdpx said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haaaa ??/ xpaham !!!
berak skali?? wangi x??
lawan taik sper plg busuk; November 30, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kamu ngan akak kamu yg kecik atau lubang jamban tu besar..? (heran); November 30, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Rara* | KuihZee. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Hey Hello Hamzah. i randomly came across your blog the other day and dah habis baca semua entries. haha! nanti bahasa melayu i semakin maju thanks to you. Anyway, awesome blog and great mind of yours! it's really entertaining. :D *rara.; November 30, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Ifah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: keh keh keh. dahsat la lu...; November 30, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Anisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: rock.; November 30, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: org cakap berak pagi2 budak pandai..patot la aku pandai ngeh ngeh ngeh; November 30, 2010 at 10:44 AM
sue. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius...mcm gua jugak.; November 30, 2010 at 10:47 AM
faizalnizam said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ok bro.. gua nampak kaitan dia... hahahaha..; November 30, 2010 at 10:48 AM
izuddinrahim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: masa tu kecik lagi, masalah tak muat takde kan? haha; November 30, 2010 at 10:59 AM
iela said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Owh..sgt genius ini orang.. :P; November 30, 2010 at 11:02 AM
♥cikmOt♥ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hang memang kretip la...
sure kakak hang bangga ngan hang...; November 30, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Mr feckry said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau gua kutuk, lu sedih pula; November 30, 2010 at 11:09 AM
sopiah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: perghh. aku ngan adik aku tak pernah pulak terfikir idea segenius itu! kahkah; November 30, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..mcm sma kt kmpung aku je.

p/s : anda di tag lo :p; November 30, 2010 at 11:16 AM
ika~~ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius..
APAKAH?
Ahaha; November 30, 2010 at 11:18 AM
cik shabah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sengal pak sood tol ko ni la ;); November 30, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Dyna Yvonne said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha...wa pon penah weh mse zaman kecik2 dulu ngn adik aku tu....haha..tyme sakit pewot tgh mlm.haha; November 30, 2010 at 11:19 AM
gadisBunga™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apa bukti tu mangkuk toilet? mcm kerusi pun ada. lalala; November 30, 2010 at 11:19 AM
zazaw said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gile gempakkkk; November 30, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Melle Abadi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ada juga begini, hahhahaa; November 30, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Auni Aizie. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: har har harr . gelak kuat2 kat telinga amjahhh :) ngahahaha; November 30, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Qaseh Dalia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: owh macam tu ye...hik2; November 30, 2010 at 11:27 AM
adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: senang sket keje mak ko tu kalau buat cenggitu.; November 30, 2010 at 11:30 AM
suffer8zine said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mak ai, x pernah dibuat org

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Zana Zingaa. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: naseb baik aq takdak adik. haha; November 30, 2010 at 11:32 AM
No name said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: blaga punggung kalu berak skali tue.. hahaha...share bau sama..; November 30, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Anna Boleyn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hakhakhak. mengong.; November 30, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Marya Hana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wakakka x menahan . memang genius. hahahahhaha; November 30, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: najis korang mesti kembar gak kan?
hahaha; November 30, 2010 at 11:45 AM
yanamib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ewwww...sabo je la ko nih..naseb belom waktu lunch..aku duk imagine gaya berak sejamban dgn adek aku...ciss! =_=; November 30, 2010 at 11:48 AM
budak kecik said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: betul la wei.ak x prnah lg jupe genius sengal cam ko ni.

bab berak pun dia plg genius wa ckp lu.kehkeh; November 30, 2010 at 11:59 AM
DAUD said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: skang ko wat lagi x?; November 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM
AmirahZin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: comel <3
HAHA XDD; November 30, 2010 at 12:05 PM
darkbatman said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sbr jelaa.. hebat btol kan zaman dolu2..hee; November 30, 2010 at 12:06 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hehe yew2 genius hehe; November 30, 2010 at 12:09 PM
syaf said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cam haram doe...ha3; November 30, 2010 at 12:10 PM
LoVe is CiNta said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: najis korang mesti bersatu dan meletop mcm adam n stacy; November 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM
zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius gila weh.; November 30, 2010 at 12:36 PM
liyanaziz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius!; November 30, 2010 at 12:38 PM
lady-D said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: giler !! naseb aku ni bukan akak ko...haw haw haw; November 30, 2010 at 12:38 PM
The Sharkox said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: MEMANG GENIUS!!!! HAHAHAHA..; November 30, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Azrul Hisham said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tu memang menjimatkan masa terus :)

Jom guling-guling disini pula:

Azrul Hisham -My Real Life; November 30, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Hanis Azla said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius punya cerita...; November 30, 2010 at 12:46 PM
M I A J A M A L U D D I N said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: arghhh.. tak habes habes berak!!! hahha; November 30, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Rozita said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sharing is caring; November 30, 2010 at 12:52 PM
m i a said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kahkhakhkaa..teringat pulak mase kcik3 share 3 org skali jamban tu..akehkehek..lagi hebat kan??aku tersepit kat tengah3..kak num1 dan num2. depan blakang..kaahkahahaa..ni namenye, berak berjemaah...; November 30, 2010 at 1:03 PM
airazulaikha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mezahh gilos..; November 30, 2010 at 1:11 PM
ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: x de privacy .; November 30, 2010 at 1:11 PM
amira faqihah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha unik -.-; November 30, 2010 at 1:14 PM
cik ciput said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..serius genius..hamzah2, entri ko tak pernah buat aku tak ketawa..haha; November 30, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: buat lah contest , berak sapa paling wangii~ :D; November 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM
Eyda said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kikikiki apada, kongsi bau berak pun sama lah ! har har harrr; November 30, 2010 at 1:49 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: malas nak cakap apa..
haha.......; November 30, 2010 at 1:50 PM
wannurfazrini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: maka berak tu pun bercantum! hahaha; November 30, 2010 at 1:50 PM
ana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: boleh pulak melepas hajat waktu yg sama...; November 30, 2010 at 1:50 PM
Qib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ngeeeeeeekkkkk; November 30, 2010 at 1:58 PM
mie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius giler ni!!
caya la...
heheee; November 30, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Pala Maldini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bahaya wooo.. kalau jamban duduk, silap haribulan boleh pecah mangkuknya..; November 30, 2010 at 2:07 PM
Nina Mads said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ape motif jamban nie..
hahahaha; November 30, 2010 at 2:22 PM
Sachi Asukai said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahahaha..ade kaitan eh..klaka la pic tue.ekekke; November 30, 2010 at 2:35 PM
Cikgu Jaja™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ekekeke..i faham..mmg genius! lol!!; November 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Faiz Zaini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ui.. bleh muat plak jamban tu 2 org.. hnya yg genius je bleh buat ni.. yg len jgn buat plak.. bersepai je krg..; November 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Nieza Micha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: errr... geli... haha!~XD; November 30, 2010 at 2:49 PM
nazirulhazwan~ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: den ingatkan berak skali tu, berak satu kali je.hahaha; November 30, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Aishot said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: nasib baik kecik lagi; November 30, 2010 at 2:56 PM
miss miera said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wah...geniusnya anak mak...hik3
:)); November 30, 2010 at 2:57 PM
dya adriza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: lagi entry pasal berak. aiyak!!

hah.. ko kena tag. sesuai untuk ko lebih2 lagi soklan u tu keh3. meh dtg amek n buat; November 30, 2010 at 3:05 PM
rAy jR...@...Aliff said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: laaa...awat ang xkncing sama2 je..leh main tembak2..sorg air pncut, sorg g mcm air siraman rumput2..

erkk..kakakakakaa; November 30, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Ayen Giggs said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Kahkahkahkah.....Mesti mase tu lu kire ketul sape paling banyak kluar kan,hehe....; November 30, 2010 at 3:24 PM
Rina Rossoneri said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahah adeiii sengal je; November 30, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Mimie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Eyew hamzah.sonok eyh dapat berak same2 gan kakak?; November 30, 2010 at 3:30 PM
amin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: uihh... bijak idea niee... tp kene perbesar sket jamba.. takot xmuat tok 2..; November 30, 2010 at 3:37 PM
Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tag?

tag apekah?; November 30, 2010 at 4:01 PM
jaya jr said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..genius yang amat ni..kui3; November 30, 2010 at 4:06 PM
alin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha..comelnye berak same2.. ;p; November 30, 2010 at 4:06 PM
Sumijelly said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mcam bangang jer!

Sumijelly.com; November 30, 2010 at 4:11 PM
cikpia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: giler ah!!!!! genius tahap tak tercapai akalmu!!!!!; November 30, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Kenzo@MrConteng said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: header ko dah ok bro....aku ni budak baru belajar..takut xsesuai pulak dengan blog ko...kalau ko xkesa,aku buat kan la jgk..mcm mana?; November 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Kenzo@MrConteng said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: berak ramai2!; November 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Cik SHiNJU said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Miahahaha...berak pun nak berduet..; November 30, 2010 at 4:36 PM
platipus said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ni bukan sehati sejiwa..tp sehati sejamban!.

grr; November 30, 2010 at 4:42 PM
noa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: genius nyeee (ni ayat perli ni =p); November 30, 2010 at 4:43 PM
JuanYuan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..berak beregu..hak3

bodo..; November 30, 2010 at 4:50 PM
eLLa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: euuuwww..haha; November 30, 2010 at 4:50 PM
cimöt said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cara berak jugak nampak genius oooo...; November 30, 2010 at 5:06 PM
laskar rainbow said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahakss! jimat air..;DD; November 30, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahahhahaha

genius sangat wey!; November 30, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Tuan Din said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau gtu, aku pun genius jugak!!!

masa kecik, bila aku tengok jamban ada orang, aku lari belakang rumah, panjat pokok jambu & berak!!!; November 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM
Gayahspears said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kiranya aku pon genius gak dgn along aku cam ni gak~lalalalala; November 30, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku x pernah ada pngalaman genius cmni...heehh..; November 30, 2010 at 7:10 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Macam2 jer la hamzah nie...huhu; November 30, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Macam2 jer la hamzah nie...huhu; November 30, 2010 at 7:34 PM
shazleenhairuddins said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bace entry nie, rase nak berak
><; November 30, 2010 at 7:34 PM
Sca Ndx said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kelakar sial, lu serius genius; November 30, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Fariq Jalil said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha,, genius gile,,
nsib baek time tu kcik lg,,
so muat la jamban tu pakai 2 org,,; November 30, 2010 at 7:49 PM
roq said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahahaha.....jimat air weh....skali flush dua taik.....kalo setiap orang menghasilkan satu tahi la..; November 30, 2010 at 7:50 PM
Noor Fatin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wuuuuuuuu~~; November 30, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Noona said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha poyo ah. slumber derk jer.; November 30, 2010 at 9:41 PM
NAZ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bukan nak cakap apa lah hamzah, gua dulu pun sama hahahahahaha; November 30, 2010 at 9:58 PM
FYLZAhh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha. buley plak share jamban :P
heyy. udah f0ll0ww :); November 30, 2010 at 11:08 PM
phreak-id said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Hamzah : argh.. grrrr arghhh.. plopppp!

Kakak Hamzah : ihk.. ihk.. ahhh..
plopppp!

Berlawan la korang berdua meneran berak ye. bagus.

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Cikbelog said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha lawak lah.dah macam hagemaru dah nieh..hehee; December 1, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Puan Eka said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha..teringat eka..dulu masa kecik2 pon same cmni gak la..adik pmpuan eka beza 2 taun jer...tp smpi sekarang pon,kitorang masih mandi n masuk tnds sama2..lagi2 kalo nk kluar an...jimat sket masa tu...hahaha....
famly eka tak pelik ape pon.org len la pelik...hihi; December 1, 2010 at 12:43 AM
Sofiayantie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha.. sharing is caring.. tu pasal jd cenggitu..; December 1, 2010 at 1:10 AM
MR. SYAH said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wah... mmg genius..; December 1, 2010 at 2:30 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gua pon pernah berak sekali ngan adik gua masa kecik2 dulu..maknanya gua pon genius la ek~; December 1, 2010 at 4:47 AM
Asyraf Hamasaki said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Mohd Faez Bin Mat Rudin; December 1, 2010 at 7:30 AM
Annisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha -___- adik beradik bahagia (^-^); December 1, 2010 at 7:33 AM
Muhammad said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kreatif2....; December 1, 2010 at 8:13 AM
zarifahmr said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pastu? aku basuh kan berak kau, kau basuh kan berak aku plak. camtu eh hamjah?; December 1, 2010 at 6:01 PM
hazman aka species1980 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Hahahaha..... memang GELIGA betul laaa.... perkongsian pintar....; December 3, 2010 at 6:49 AM
Hidayah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: jimat masa sikit kalau berak sama sama. haha; December 5, 2010 at 12:15 AM

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