Saturday, November 13, 2010
Kunci Perisa Tahi
Tadi gua berak.. Takde orang kat bilik gua, roomate keluar pergi mana entah gua taknak ambik tahu.. gua tahu gua berak lama jadi gua kunci pintu.. bawak kunci masuk jamban sekali..
Entah kenapa gua letak kunci tu atas lantai.. arghhhh.. tindakan yang paling bangang gua buat.. grr..
gua basuh berak, gua bangun, gua melompat dari jamban tu.. Entah kenapa gua melompat gua tak tahu.. Apa kejadah la gua lompat tadi..
Dan tiba-tiba kaki gua tertolak kunci tu masuk mangkuk jamban..
dem
jamban cangkung..
dem dem dem.. gua ambik penyangkut baju di ampaian.. Gua bengkokkan dawai penyangkut baju tersebut untuk mencapai kunci dalam mangkuk jamban..
Dan gua berjaya mencapai tahi gua sendiri.. tahniah kepada gua.. setelah 2 3 kali percubaan akhirnya baru lah berjaya gua naikkan kunci tersebut.. gua basuh kunci dan gua bukak pintu seolah-olah tiada apa yang berlaku.. argh.. mutawasitoh betul..
eh, gua flush ke tak tadi eh? lupa dah..
har har har..


73 comments:
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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knp takde reaction geli? haha
-fifa -
November 13, 2010 at 11:11 AM
- chokeLy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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heeee...
de bau x?..
jgn lupe perfume byk2 sama itu kunci.. hahaha -
November 13, 2010 at 11:13 AM
- ezan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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euuuwwwww....gelinya, kena samak kunci tue, hahaha
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November 13, 2010 at 11:21 AM
- Rozita said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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adegan yg tak ingin di lihat
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November 13, 2010 at 11:24 AM
- ♛ Kerani Sekolah ♛ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gilos la..
gi basuh kunci dgn air panas..buang kuman -
November 13, 2010 at 11:28 AM
- honey amour said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kejadah ko buat entry ni ...uwerkkk
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November 13, 2010 at 11:29 AM
- Syifa Alshah (wutwut) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kau pembusuk alam semesta. kalah aku.
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November 13, 2010 at 11:38 AM
- doyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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yekk.
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November 13, 2010 at 11:38 AM
- lady-D said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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mencapai tahi sendiri???arghhhh..xleh time kenyataan !!!
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November 13, 2010 at 11:46 AM
- ardinihumaira said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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uiskkkk....
ada mucuk2 nihh
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November 13, 2010 at 11:48 AM
- ザ-sylver- S said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tajuk2 entri ko tkde yang lagi indah da ke? hahaha
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November 13, 2010 at 11:51 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sah lu tak flush..!!
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November 13, 2010 at 11:51 AM
- Anisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cool la ..
nape tak celup tgn je
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November 13, 2010 at 12:03 PM
- phreak-id said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pergh. aku taknak salam tangan ko lepas ni. Mutawasitoh!
Terbaru >> 1) Nuffnang Premiere Screening - Skyline 2) Iklan Melayu Cadburry 3) Tipikal Drama Melayu -
November 13, 2010 at 12:05 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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jimba tu ape dr dlu xde jwpn
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November 13, 2010 at 12:06 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pastu lu tukar kunci lu dgn kunci rumate lu..
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November 13, 2010 at 12:08 PM
- asfira aminuddin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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euwwwwwww! geli geli! lainkali beli tali sanglut kunci. bole sangkut kat leher. haha!
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November 13, 2010 at 12:08 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lu kn da biase maen ngn taik..hahaha
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November 13, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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aku tak sanggup nak komen hari nih!
takut terpalit tahi lu dekat gua!
eeeeeeeeiii! -
November 13, 2010 at 12:41 PM
- ::FAIZ:: said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahaah Groosssss
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November 13, 2010 at 12:45 PM
- Pala Maldini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pernah bayangkan henfon masuk dalam lubang ? hahaha..
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November 13, 2010 at 1:10 PM
- adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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t ade suara jerit : hamzah, ape bersepah ne.
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November 13, 2010 at 1:20 PM
- LAILA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hidop ko dengan berak and tahi memang takleh dipisahkan. takpe takpe. aku taw. XD
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November 13, 2010 at 1:26 PM
- LAILA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oh ya. ini entri ke berapa eh pasal berak? hahaha
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November 13, 2010 at 1:26 PM
- Amir Syahir said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kalau hnset? kah2..
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November 13, 2010 at 1:28 PM
- Bella ♥ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pergh! busuk baaii pangai kau. haha lenkali capai gune tgn je. baru gentle! hakhak. xboleh blah! ;DD
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November 13, 2010 at 1:31 PM
- Mimi Dyana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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selekeh. =,="
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November 13, 2010 at 1:55 PM
- Kik0 ♥ QiLaH said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gua dah tebayang lu berak mencangkung.
arghhh -
November 13, 2010 at 1:59 PM
- shigellazoster said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha ape ke gile kamu ni .. haha... bikin lawak kotor jep.. haha
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November 13, 2010 at 2:05 PM
- ika said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahahaha . busuk gile !
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November 13, 2010 at 2:21 PM
- platipus said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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jijik la sap!
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November 13, 2010 at 2:26 PM
- payeen said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bia muke xhensem, asal berak basoh. grrrr
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November 13, 2010 at 2:45 PM
- FabulousTi'a said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Perghh NGERI . muntah hijau. HAHA
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November 13, 2010 at 3:02 PM
- Fairuz Zainal said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eee. sekeleh ar hamzah. :P
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November 13, 2010 at 3:17 PM
- izuddinrahim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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guna tangan lagi senang.. tahi sendiri je ponn.. haha
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November 13, 2010 at 3:28 PM
- Bulan Purnama said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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arrgggh..berak..berak..berak
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November 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
- ladymiss said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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habat!
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November 13, 2010 at 4:49 PM
- ape2 jer said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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giler arr ko eeeee wakakaka
tp kan ko x flush ke??
cehhh -
November 13, 2010 at 4:58 PM
- Fatihah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha..pengotor lu hamzah!
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November 13, 2010 at 5:03 PM
- SyuraLatif said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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boleh couple ngn housemate yg slalu lupe nak flush lepas buat investment
yak!yak!yak! -
November 13, 2010 at 5:08 PM
- airazulaikha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gilos...
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November 13, 2010 at 5:13 PM
- Yatre Hayati said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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euuww...amjah...kau memang pengotor sey..kena basuh byk kali. kasi ilang rasa, bau dan warna. hahah
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November 13, 2010 at 5:31 PM
- Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hamzah tak basuh berak!!
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November 13, 2010 at 5:53 PM
- gadisBunga™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gi buat kunci spare. pastu yg dah jatuh dalam zamban tu kasi buang. jgn lupa suh apek tu pakai glove. huu~
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November 13, 2010 at 5:55 PM
- Rara Farah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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part time berak ke bang??
haha..
mmg ta geli sbb mendalah kau sendiri kn...hehe.. -
November 13, 2010 at 6:34 PM
- hazman aka species1980 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tue gambar macam toilet duduk ke cangkung tue... haishh....
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November 13, 2010 at 6:47 PM
- Cik Akma said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kerana berak setitik, rosak alam semesta sebelanga.
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November 13, 2010 at 7:02 PM
- Mashe said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eeeee!
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November 13, 2010 at 7:41 PM
- NAJ HEBAT said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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halah.....
hailah
hailah..
S.E.N.G.A.L
lantak.
gua pernah jugak. tapi tak lah bertaik bro.. -
November 13, 2010 at 8:13 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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damn!!!!!!!!!!!!! kalo aku............aku sanggup g cr kunci lain o pecahkan pintu bilik dr ambek balik arrghhhhhhhhhh ko mmg superb
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November 13, 2010 at 8:41 PM
- Aujinz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Hamzah...Hamzah...
errr.. name lu bukan Hamzah.. wakakaka... -
November 13, 2010 at 9:38 PM
- nurayunni said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ngotor la mu...
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November 13, 2010 at 10:12 PM
- noorafzan.blogspot.com said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gi tukar kunci ngan rumet..
haha!
lagi kejammm.. -
November 13, 2010 at 10:48 PM
- zirconia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ada hati lagi nak ambik kunci tu. huk3
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November 13, 2010 at 11:13 PM
- beruang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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len kali berak guna mangkuk tandas yang duduk 2 erh
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November 13, 2010 at 11:33 PM
- cik ikan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gila r kau.
sila samak kunci tersebut dengan segera ye hamzah. -
November 14, 2010 at 12:34 AM
- me.. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pengotor r..asl x skipping jer lps berak??ohoho
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November 14, 2010 at 1:10 AM
- Yutaka Mushimura said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wu maaanggg haii..
perisa tahi....aigooo:) -
November 14, 2010 at 2:40 AM
- DAUD said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bongok
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November 14, 2010 at 7:03 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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http://in-art-tyn.blogspot.com/2010/11/kembar.html :)
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November 14, 2010 at 11:03 AM
- JULYA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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nasib ko tak selalu berruntung...miahahaha
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November 14, 2010 at 12:04 PM
- White Bird said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pengotorla hang ni hamzah!
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November 14, 2010 at 12:07 PM
- JULYA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ko kena tag
http://blogjulya.blogspot.com/2010/11/giveaway-domain-from-melromeocom.html -
November 14, 2010 at 12:37 PM
- Syida Shu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei ! kahkah
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November 14, 2010 at 3:12 PM
- m i a said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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naseb aku da makan 5 jam yg lepas...grrrr
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November 14, 2010 at 6:15 PM
- Qib said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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uh uh
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November 14, 2010 at 6:29 PM
- Cik Anita said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gile.
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November 14, 2010 at 7:58 PM
- Sumijelly said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Ada GILE BOSAN CUN
aku nak pankah GELI la wei..mana nya kotak tu???
http://sumijelly.com -
November 14, 2010 at 11:06 PM
- allia farhana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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heran...tinggi ke jamban tu sampai ko melompat?
kan dah padah..
rasenye ko patut letak penyangkut pape la kat pintu jamban tuh..
takde la kejadian ni berulang..huhuhu.. -
November 15, 2010 at 7:34 AM
- cik fiza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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moral of the story lenkali kosongkan poket b4 masuk jamban..
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November 15, 2010 at 10:59 AM
- pingu_kecik said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ceiitt!!
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November 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM
- kAmi dAn mEreKa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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eeww~~~
da semakin bermakna la kunci 2 kn,,hikhik -
November 15, 2010 at 5:38 PM
- KIRA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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yuck ><
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November 27, 2010 at 7:15 AM