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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Dilema Budak Kolej/Unibersiti

Apabila balik rumah serius shit gua tak tahu nak buat apa. Kalau duk kolej gua boleh aja buat bodoh sampai la keesokan paginya. Kadang-kadang kalau weekend boleh aja gua tido selama dua hari. serius tak tipu sangat.

Dan apabila gua balik rumah, waktu berak gua terganggu, ini gua syak implikasi daripada waktu makan yang telah diganggu. Mak gua akan pastikan yang dapur penuh dengan makanan. Dan anak beliau iaitu gua akan selalu makan dan makan. Dan berak dan berak. demmit..

kadang-kadang berak tahi taknak keluar.. arghhh..

1. Bila Balik???
soalan ni gua rasa selalu dengar ketika balik kampung. Tak kira dari kawan-kawan, jiran, sedara-sedara, atau dua dara.

dan akan disusuli dengan ayat..
2.Bila pergi kolej pulak?

benda ini akan berulang ulang ulang dan berulang..

p/s: ya, entry ini tak ada kaitan dengan hidup korang. sori

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96 comments:

Cik Puan Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mesti berat badan pun bertambah asal balik kg..makan terjaga hati senang..; July 13, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Fyqa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: as usual ;); July 13, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Ayeem Jemain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: time raya soalan paling femes, "bila nak kawen?"; July 13, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Pyka Rahmat said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila balik?

bila nak pergi kolej balik?

bila balik balik?; July 13, 2011 at 11:07 AM
farahin nasir said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sangat berkaitan kotttttttttttt... :); July 13, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Syazwan Che Deraman said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila nak habis belajar bro?; July 13, 2011 at 11:19 AM
[k]o{q}i[n] said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: standard r tu... weekend ni join x event kt KLCC??; July 13, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Eyka said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dua ayt ni memng eyka slalu kne..ayt nak menghalau tau tak! haha..dem..=.="

kalau eyka sng je..

1.Bila Balik???
esok

2.Bila pergi kolej pulak?
esok..

(lps 2 cpat2 blah..haha)
#erkk! okbai! hahaha:P; July 13, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Ujang9897 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila nak kawin..????????; July 13, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Isteri Encek Bard said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau balik kampung pun sama gak.. bukan balik dari koleh atau u jer... huuhuhuu; July 13, 2011 at 11:29 AM
anisILYANI said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: keh keh keh..; July 13, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Hahahaha...memang xde kaitan... eh bile balik???; July 13, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Nur Nazrah Bibi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tido 2 hari ? pehhh tabik !; July 13, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Far8 budak baik said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tahu takpe...time duk
asrama dulu..
mmg org selalu tnye gini lahh..
sbab nk tahu bila boleh pulang
bermalam kat rumahh...
hahahahaha; July 13, 2011 at 11:36 AM
sarah mohamad said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahah betul puuuun. kalau balik selalu keluarga tanya macam tuu.; July 13, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Nasuha Suhada said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tepat sekali!

lagi satu..bila nak hanis belajar? haha; July 13, 2011 at 11:43 AM
yusuf tayub said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: 'hanis' pon bolehh :); July 13, 2011 at 11:53 AM
cikpia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku balik trganu baru nie soalan peberet :

1. bila nak kenduri?

2. bila nak kawen?

3. bila nak makan nasik minyak?

apa diaorang ingat nak kawen tu pakai BUWET jer ker....??? DUWET mau ada gak......; July 13, 2011 at 12:01 PM
amirah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: baik2..nanti terjejas alignment model.. : P; July 13, 2011 at 12:09 PM
red gitarputeh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apa takde kaitan pulak. ? hoho; July 13, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Ibu Ammar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ada kaitan lah, masa dulu2 zaman blaja..memang time cuti duk umah je gain weight.

zaman dah keja ni nak balik kampung pun susah nak adakan masa. so nak gain weight pun susah gak haha; July 13, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Mohd Syahir said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: time gado ngan membe plak orang akan ckp.."ko dah lama hidop ke.."...=.="; July 13, 2011 at 12:28 PM
_aliahwafa_ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: serious same doh. balik rumah tak tau nak buat ape. mmg bosan manjang. haha; July 13, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Browacana said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Ada satu lagi bro....

Bila exam?

hehehe...

Nak saiz berapa bro? [jawab komen..:D]; July 13, 2011 at 12:31 PM
eqacashperlala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soklan standard..
aku bila balik rumah, makin sihat tubuh badan aku. kekekekeke; July 13, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Diana @ BKKC said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tak lame..thn jek telinga dengar..koman2 pon 3 thn..pastu ko akan dengar sore2 yg bertanya.. " bila nak keje..dah grad duduk sesaje ke.."....hahaahaaa; July 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM
cik ciput said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dah habes belaja kang nk keja ape?; July 13, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Syazana Zainn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: lagi satu soalan org suke tanye

1. CGPA ko berapa?
2. ko U mana eh?
3. exam ko mcm mana td?

dll lagi xP; July 13, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aisehhh, wa takde mak da.. tade spe tlg masakkan byk2 da.. lu still de mak so bek lu syukur even lu berak ari2..

hehehehe :)); July 13, 2011 at 1:33 PM
dak eina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha setuju2..; July 13, 2011 at 1:45 PM
mirah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: da bosan ak dngar soalan tu.even orang yg sama dtang umah ak,tiap2 kali dtang jer, msti tnye soalan tu..apa daaaaaa....hahaha; July 13, 2011 at 1:52 PM
LadyzuL ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bopa hari cuti?; July 13, 2011 at 2:02 PM
budak kecik said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ye! sememangnya entry ni mmg ada kaitan dgn diri ak...

prkara biasa kot. ngee ;p; July 13, 2011 at 2:04 PM
GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdAr said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: satu2nya entry yg xberbaur lucah wakaka; July 13, 2011 at 2:05 PM
:: cikNuurul :: said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: entri yg senget cmni ni yg aku suke,..hehehehe,..; July 13, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Cik Caah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ala,senang ja,kalau depa tnya bila nak balik kolej,buat buat merajuk angkat bagasi ps2 buat2 nak blah dari umah terus. kompom lpas ni depa x tnya dah.; July 13, 2011 at 2:16 PM
AkuBukanLelaki said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soalan 3 : bila nak habis??

jawapan : esok

hhahahaha; July 13, 2011 at 2:29 PM
nini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soalan tu ok lagi...sebab da taw jawapan...soalan ni sakit aty sikit....

lepas ni nak keje pe ?
jawapan saya selalu je...nak jual kat pasar malam....hahahaha; July 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: diorang tatau nak tanya apa dah tu....hehe; July 13, 2011 at 2:47 PM
nur onie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hohoho..dan balik badan pun akan tunggang terbalik!; July 13, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Anak Wak Mail said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..nasib dah lepas zaman ni..jadi tak ada sape nak tanya pasal ni lagi..hehe..:P; July 13, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Awan Network said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soalan wajib..huhu..nasib baik tk tanya bila nk kawen?

PALING SENSASI ABAD INI!!:
ISU MAKCIK HINA ISLAM!!
MAYA KARIN DILACURKAN!!; July 13, 2011 at 3:11 PM
SoLy SoLicious said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hi..soalan awak sudah sy jawab... thanks 4 asking :)

http://soliciousstorynory.blogspot.com/2011/07/soal-dan-jawab-lebih-panas-dari-anwar.html; July 13, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Aretikz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha.. soalan bocor pula tu kan? ahakz.. xtenang hidup bila kna soal trus.. haha..; July 13, 2011 at 3:36 PM
teha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mmg selalu sngtt camtu.. hehe; July 13, 2011 at 3:39 PM
HaiFa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bile balik cni,ble nk balik sane,bile nk kawen....sume dorg senarai...same la...kdg2 blik dh dkat smiggu pun 3,4 kali kne tnye soalan yg same n kne bg jwpn yg same....apa pun xboleh~ kehkehkeh; July 13, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Afikah Aziz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haihh,soalan 1 dan 2 ade kaitan ng hidup ika gk muahaha..serius boring org tanye cmtu; July 13, 2011 at 3:53 PM
czueka zulaikha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha soklan standet la tu :); July 13, 2011 at 4:46 PM
dyanne said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: betoi tu,, mkcik pkcik suka ngat la soalan tu..ceitttt~; July 13, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Bukan si buaya said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: eyh.. entry nie x lucah laa! hahaha :P; July 13, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Teha Nur Fateha said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha! betul2.. kadang2 mcm dah mls nk jawab..huu~

itZ me Tehanurfateha =); July 13, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Yuyu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bile nk kawen?; July 13, 2011 at 8:12 PM
cik mira said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tp aku suke jer bce entry merapu cmni..hehe..; July 13, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Ferfarfer said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: IS ISSSSSSSS TAKMAU CITE PASAL TAHI. GELIKKK; July 13, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Waney Swift said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hidop sbg seorang student mmg cam2 hehe ;p; July 13, 2011 at 9:50 PM
puteri ain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila nak dpt baby :P; July 13, 2011 at 10:51 PM
LaLA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: part tido selama dua hari tu mmg best sgt,hehe....bila la cuti nak abis ni ye; July 14, 2011 at 12:26 AM
[sutera kasih] said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soalan yg akan menyusul

bila habis belajar?
dah dapat kerja?
bila nak kawen?
bila nak ada anak?
bila nak ada rumah?
takda kereta ka?

blablablablabla....dlm hidup mmg xkan hbis pertanyaan org huhu; July 14, 2011 at 12:30 AM
Tea Dno said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: err haha. soalan yg membosankan utk didengar. >.<; July 14, 2011 at 2:07 AM
asip محمد said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: NASIB BAIK TAKDE YANG TANYA..

"LU HAMZAH.. BILA NAK SUNAT.. BELALAI PANJANG LAGI TU.. KAH3"; July 14, 2011 at 2:57 AM
adrinaqamarina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku sokong dengan ko weyh! soklan common sangat. cubalah tanya soalan yang menguji minda sikit.; July 14, 2011 at 8:00 AM
cik qiqilala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kite balik esok..... cuti seminggu wohhhhhhh..

hahaha..

tade kaitan dgn hamzah.. -.-; July 14, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila kentut?

bila taik keluar?

sejak azali lagi..; July 14, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Miss b said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: entri stress!

haha; July 14, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sedar atau tidak, satu hari nanti kau sendiri akan tanya soalan tersebut pada orang lain.

-sepul; July 14, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Izzaty Ishak said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Sape cakap takde kaitan. Adaaaaaaaaa tau. Keh keh; July 14, 2011 at 1:05 PM
roq said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahahaha...sangat tepat!!!; July 14, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: itulah kebiasaannya; July 14, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: satu lagi soklan cepumas

bape lama cuti?

k, bye.; July 14, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Azwa Mohamad said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ni satu soklan lagi, bila nak kawen??? :D; July 14, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahaha... mcm biasa ar kan... ;D; July 14, 2011 at 8:14 PM
Nizam Ijam said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soalan yang lemah aku nak dengar..haha

” Nizam Ijam Dot Com”; July 14, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: itu namanya lumrah kehidupan lu tahu?
hahaha.

aduh, esok gua dapat result UPU. Aiseh, jemu wa dengar perihal U ni -.-; July 14, 2011 at 11:01 PM
dayu_myself said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pergh...rahsia tandas pun nak bgthu ka???gedik la ko..hahaha; July 14, 2011 at 11:11 PM
merahitujambu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahaha.dh penah rasa dh ayat cm tu.normal; July 15, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahha...biasela...da kire kbiasaan da 2 bg student....bile xblik , tnye ble nk blik..ble da ad kt umh , tny ble plak nak pi...agk2 da tak sbr nk halau kite da..giahaha :P; July 15, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Master Tora said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: setujuuuuuuuuuuuu; July 15, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Puteri Iqa Izyan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sama jugak aku. selalu dpt soalan mcm tu ==.; July 15, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Encik Psychopath said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: rasa dibuang-buang?; July 15, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku pernah mngalaminya =='; July 15, 2011 at 10:13 PM
Kucing Serius. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Masalahnya memang ada kaitan dengan hidup gua. Ahaha. Senasib.

Duduk U memang kurus dan tough tapi balik rumah body tetap maintain solid tapi berak bertambah banyak. Hoh.; July 16, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha,,,demmit..gua pom serupa lor~ penat2..
lenkali tany lar assignment dah hntar blom?
kucing ko dah kuar tanduk?.. kan.baru gempaq..hehehe; July 16, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bile nak berak..ko kan suke cite berak..haha

petua lawak??; July 16, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Echa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha..soalan paling koman utk student.. :D; July 16, 2011 at 10:18 PM
lady-D said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: berat betul dugaan hidop ko ni rupanya..hahaha..; July 16, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Nyamuk Terbang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: satu lg dialog sllu berlaku

makcik :: stdy mna skunk??
student:: sy study dkt U bla bla bla
makcik:: ambek kos ap??
student:: kos bla bla bla
makcik:: oo bgus kos tue *padahal dia pn xtaw kos tue mcm mna

makcik lagi:: bila nak hbs blajar

setuju tak>??hehe; July 18, 2011 at 12:35 AM
Ieqahgajah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Yeahhh Agreee..
Mmg itu laa slalu sebut pun..
pluss duit loan bila msuk..duit hbs lom..haha; July 18, 2011 at 12:39 AM
Atiqah Wadiah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha~berak dan berak dan berak lagi..haha; July 18, 2011 at 1:54 AM
Engku Sofea said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: wah blogger hebak yg saya letak kat bloglist mai komen lah :D masehhhh; July 18, 2011 at 2:03 AM
kaizen said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: nyampah la 2 soklan tuh...

bler x balik sebok tny/swoh balik rumah... dah smpi rumah esoknye trus tny "balik kolej bler???".. mmg rase x gune jer balik rumah.... hahahaha

latest entry Isu HANGAT Blogger Minggu NI!!!; July 18, 2011 at 2:06 AM
Sheila Adziz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: y ptg habiskan masa cuti dgn perkara berfaedah... yuhuuuu... follower 4318...; July 18, 2011 at 10:11 AM
laskar pelangi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: uwerks! pasal berak lak terganggu..kesian..mak masak banyak banyak sebab happy anak dia yang manje uh balik =D

taw xpe..2 soalan tu wajib ditanya..cam xde soalan lain jer kan...xmaju lsg =D; July 18, 2011 at 10:17 AM
budak ciput said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soklan wajib tuu~; July 18, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Tea Dno said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dah bosan duk rumah. tp cm takut nk pegi kolej. wawawa.; July 18, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: soklan bile balik tu ok ar lagi..tp lepas tanye soklan mcm tu, ditanya plak soklan "bile nak balik kolej semula".. ko xrase mcm kena halau ke?hahhaha; July 18, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Namee Roslan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bila dah grad... bila nak sambung master plak?; July 28, 2011 at 7:06 PM

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