terbang tinggi tinggi: Ira Usman!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Ira Usman!

Dulu-dulu cikgu ada ajar warna pelangi. Warna beliau ada tujuh. Susah juga nak ingat turutan pelangi ni, maka cikgu kata ambik huruf awal awal tu. Lepas tu reka la ayat sendiri. Terima kasih cikgu kerana ajar saya.

Maka, gua pun reka ayat Mat Jenin Ke Hutan Bogelkan Ira Usman. Kebetulan dalam kelas tu ada nama Ira Usman. Dan Ira Usman pula cantik orangnya. Tak pasal pasal kerana kecantikan beliau menajdi mangsa bogel dalam imaginasi warna pelangi.

Alah, senang macam gampang ketika exam. Dah la gua reka ayat pelangi paling power. Gerenti betul semua. Maka dengan slow-slow gua sebut Mat Jenin Ke Hutan Bogelkan Ira Usman.

Dan dengan perlahan-lahan juga gua jawab soalan paling senang pernah gua jumpa ketika muda remaja,

ni kisah benar paling sadis..

Comments

115 Comments

115 comments:

cik sakdi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mak aih yang dok tulis balik tu kenape, tukar la jadi warna. wakakakakak lawak bro!

dulu cikgu ajar;; mutu jual kacang ijau balik india utara. haha; September 28, 2011 at 11:04 AM
ceklala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha xpepasal ira usman jadi mangsa!cantik lg ke tidak die skang ni agaknye??; September 28, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Aesya Zealous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sengal gile!! hahaha..; September 28, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Cik Ila said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: omg...tips utk senang gile igt..nama2 planet tak buat mcm ni ke?hahahah; September 28, 2011 at 11:09 AM
tia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kekecik dah perverttttt!; September 28, 2011 at 11:15 AM
ketawariang said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha... kesian ira usman tuuu; September 28, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Cik Puan Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: simpati pd ira usman menjadi mangsa mat jenin..hakhakhakhakhak...
sengal..; September 28, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Cik Eka said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku punya kan mejah

MAK
JANDA
KENA
HALAU
BAWA
IKAN
UUUUU...

hehehe; September 28, 2011 at 11:16 AM
ainie yusof said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Munah Jadi kaya Hidup Bebas Ibarat Unggas...; September 28, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Miss b said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dapat A x?; September 28, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Fara E's said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalu aku ira usman , dah lama aku bogelkan kau , haha; September 28, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Asyila Zainuddin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku punye dlm bi.. heee.. Michael Jackson Kick His Ball In USA; September 28, 2011 at 11:39 AM
zahidah seran said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Kesian ira usman. Hukhuk..; September 28, 2011 at 11:40 AM
specsy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kahkahkah!; September 28, 2011 at 11:40 AM
siraporen said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku suspek mat jenin tu lelaki kucing. hahaha.; September 28, 2011 at 11:40 AM
kembatolo™ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha. inesen gila jawapan. kah3; September 28, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Isteri Encek Bard said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahha iar ausamn jadi mansa; September 28, 2011 at 11:45 AM
sesegar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bongok punya hamzah; September 28, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Aya Ariel said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Mat
Jenin
Ke
Hutan
Bawa
Nasik
Ulam

cikgu mak ajar yg baek2 aje..yg ko g imagine ira usman bogel vagai apesal..kesian budak tu jd mangsa imaginasi lucah ko..keh keh keh..; September 28, 2011 at 11:52 AM
imaza93 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bhahahaha...sadis gilaa :D
mesti kau x boleh lupa kan?
tapi seronok gak ada kenangan camtu :); September 28, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Heidi Shafiq said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ko mmg dilahirkan melucah..; September 28, 2011 at 11:56 AM
norshila ibrahim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha..imagine lagi bukan2...cntik warna pelangi tu...hehe; September 28, 2011 at 11:58 AM
BiQa HatmiN said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Micheal
Jackson
Ke
Hollywood
Bersama
Isteri
Ustaz

aku sumpah xingat cikgu mana yang ajar aku ayat ni.haha; September 28, 2011 at 12:00 PM
shiema sufian said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kesian ira usman; September 28, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Ecah Ecot said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..hafal keyword jek..content ilang...kdg2 den pon jadik mcm tu gak...hoho; September 28, 2011 at 12:03 PM
meaw said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: duk ingat formula gitu,kang yang betul tak ingat lah tu,muahahaha...; September 28, 2011 at 12:04 PM
azrijohan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pergh,maut la cikgu tande; September 28, 2011 at 12:06 PM
kjaharun said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku kalau dapat anak murid macam ni, tak segan silu aku libas ngn totan..

hahahah; September 28, 2011 at 12:10 PM
merahitujambu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bahaha..leh jadi satu ayat; September 28, 2011 at 12:22 PM
ღ p!nk veLvet ღ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha! lebih sadis kat cikgu yg nak kene marking kertas ni :P; September 28, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Fina Fento said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaha..tu laaaaa. konpiden sangat!; September 28, 2011 at 12:24 PM
deeya said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pergh ~~~~; September 28, 2011 at 12:24 PM
muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha..konpem full mark..; September 28, 2011 at 12:26 PM
.diannorhayati. said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha.
cam gampang.

cikgu mesti ingat kau ni lucahhhh. haha; September 28, 2011 at 12:42 PM
nurkaloi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kaloi

mat jenin ke hutan bawa......
ok lupe bai; September 28, 2011 at 1:12 PM
si para para said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: jujur budak ni...; September 28, 2011 at 1:32 PM
sikumbangemi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: michael jackson kill his brother in utah; September 28, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Adylia Qarissa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahaa...kiranya menjadi gak la ilmu cikgu nie kan...bila anak murid berjaya reka ayat sendiri :); September 28, 2011 at 1:51 PM
izwanyusof said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ira usman depan tasik tu ke?..haha; September 28, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Lea Isnawi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mesti ira usman tu gelakkan ko
pdan muka! fail exam..

eh?; September 28, 2011 at 2:17 PM
YuiLight said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: *Imagine ekspresi ckg yg menyemak kertas*

hahahahahhaa

Aku lebih interested dgn ape jadi lepas ckg ko bg balik kertas soalan tu. hahahahha!!!; September 28, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Billa.Bel said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: muahahaha :D; September 28, 2011 at 2:19 PM
yustie ftyt said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ok!sangat kreatif dalam bab² mengingat warna pelangi...HAHAHAHA; September 28, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Faiz Tapit said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aku ada 3gp ira usman tu. nak?; September 28, 2011 at 2:22 PM
si cokelattte said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha... aku da lupe ape ayt.. tpi tak lucah... p ko mmg mcm budus gak dow... sadis...; September 28, 2011 at 2:26 PM
BudaK KeciK (BK) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: famous kejap ira usman:)
memang menjadi guna ayat reka sendiri:); September 28, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Engku Sofea said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: masuk exam tu kosong gamaknye hahahhaa; September 28, 2011 at 2:45 PM
ayaa alyy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: amboiii. pandaii nyeee anak murid cikgu sorg niee yeeee. hahaha !

bab mcm nie mmg terer kan ko mejahh. hehe :P; September 28, 2011 at 2:57 PM
dill said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Allahu rabbi.

macam2. haha!

dill.; September 28, 2011 at 3:12 PM
salwaismail said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha. ikhlas gila jawab :D; September 28, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Waniey Khirzuan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha! adoih.. ayat da best dah! pegi kntoi time exam pulak..; September 28, 2011 at 3:25 PM
ezzaty said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: HAHAHAHA..weh.agak-agak ira usman bace tak blog ko mejah??; September 28, 2011 at 3:40 PM
ieyza afieyna said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha. lawak2.. sian si ira usman tu..

pastu ckgu kata apa lepas tulis cmtue?

dulu kat skolah pun guna ayat cmnie..

Mat jenin keluar hutan bawa ikan udang..; September 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM
cimOt said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: takpe takpe

ira usman tak kesah..; September 28, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Yuyu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: micheal jackson kena halau balik india utara la-kan berilmiah sikit.; September 28, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Finaz Jaafar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahha..sengal..kalau aku jadi Ira Usman tu aku malu dan rasa nak saman cikgu tu..seyes ! hahahaha

cikgu aku ajar dulu
mamat
jual
kacang
hijau
balik
india
utara; September 28, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Ayeem Jemain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hang tipu aku tahu!; September 28, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Hazwan Arif said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sape kah gadis malang itu??haha; September 28, 2011 at 5:59 PM
hanafijaafar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tiba-tiba aku rasa nak google search ira usman tu....; September 28, 2011 at 6:02 PM
ira usman said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hampeh mejah..tak pasal2 glamer name aku kat skolah dulu..sobsobsob; September 28, 2011 at 6:07 PM
candybiru said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahahaha..bleh plak tak tuka blk..aku plak ingt dgn cara, Micheal Jackson Kena Hantar Balik India Utara..=)); September 28, 2011 at 6:43 PM
aimie amalina said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahahhhaa
adoiii
yg koningggggg
sng je nak hengat kan
kikikiki; September 28, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Deeyaudeen Sabri said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ira usman yg jual kepek tu ke?

lalalala :P; September 28, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Hanie_Dew said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ppeerrghhh...terbaek jawapan ko. hahahaha...ko expect cikgu tu akan translate kan utk ko kan.

**ha'ah aca mizal la yang cun kat entry tuuuu; September 28, 2011 at 7:49 PM
VanillaIce said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kawan aku ajar camne nak ingat :

Michael
Jackson
Kiss
His
Brother
In
University

okay itu sudah tidak senonoh xD; September 28, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Shawn Razaleigh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kecik2 dah melucah.awrrr; September 28, 2011 at 8:37 PM
KaK LimAh Si SupiR said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ahaha..agak2 dpt cemerlang x exam tuu? kik3 :P; September 28, 2011 at 8:42 PM
vampire and his lady said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cikgu kau aneh!; September 28, 2011 at 9:15 PM
SoLy SoLicious said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: aiiyyoo.... cikgu aku ajar lain...baik sikit la..hee; September 28, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Rina (◕‿◕)✿ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahah..bengom..; September 28, 2011 at 10:08 PM
~Nana 귀여운~ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: dapat result ok dak ? hahahaa :P; September 28, 2011 at 10:53 PM
missa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha boley plak... grrrr.
btw sedap nama ira usman.. =P; September 28, 2011 at 10:53 PM
amy syahirah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hamboiii !! perlu ke bogelkann ?? =P; September 28, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Nur Aischa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mmg sadis..hahaha kasihan ira usman tu..; September 28, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Terbang Bersamaku said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: huhuhu..macam2 cara kn nk ingat kaler pelangi..
dlu cikgu sy ajar mcm nie:-
Michel Jackson Keluar Hutan Bawa Ikan U...; September 28, 2011 at 11:06 PM
eva said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahhahha.. budak budak ~; September 28, 2011 at 11:23 PM
zu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Lol.. Menarik gak.. Nak ajar kat anak muridlah.. Hahahha; September 29, 2011 at 12:39 AM
syirah rasid said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahaha! tu pi jawab yg short punya buatpa??

hadoiii~ :P; September 29, 2011 at 12:51 AM
Dhiya Fariza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Dan nama ira usman melekat dlm kepala. Who da heck is ira usman. I dunno, mejah thought me this name.; September 29, 2011 at 1:07 AM
Dhiya Fariza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: I meant taught -.-; September 29, 2011 at 1:10 AM
rerehalim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Mmg pervert miang keladi betul kau ni yee; September 29, 2011 at 1:40 AM
Yumida said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ms kecik2 dulu..susah gak nk ingat sume kaler pelangi tu...nk cm warna pn susah gak..haha; September 29, 2011 at 6:03 AM
Ujang9897 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Gua akan tuka kepada

Mejah Juga Ke Hutan Bogelkan Ira Usman; September 29, 2011 at 12:56 PM
nursyamime said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: berbuih mulut cikgu baca jawapan camtuh..HAHA; September 29, 2011 at 2:10 PM
ubi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cilakak..haha; September 29, 2011 at 3:10 PM
azurin ramli said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Micheal

jackson

kena

halau

balik

india

utara

* ini baru suci dan murni.wakaka :p; September 29, 2011 at 4:49 PM
kueh bakar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gegurls yg kiyut masa kecil dulu kadang tidak lagi cantek masa anak dara..

kadang pula, gegurls yang tak kiyut.comots.hingus leleh.tetiba menjadi dilicous semasa anak dara.

woha!; September 29, 2011 at 4:51 PM
kueh bakar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: gegurls yg kiyut masa kecil dulu kadang tidak lagi cantek masa anak dara..

kadang pula, gegurls yang tak kiyut.comots.hingus leleh.tetiba menjadi dilicous semasa anak dara.

woha!; September 29, 2011 at 4:51 PM
miratun madihah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kahkah, ingat dulu2 kena ingat kejadah ni :D; September 29, 2011 at 5:47 PM
siti nuraiena said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: haha . apelaa . ta kne maraa kee ? haishhh .; September 29, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Ekinn Zhareef said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: apa raaa. hehehhe XD; September 29, 2011 at 7:04 PM
El-Janna said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: oi!! kah889 pe jadik dgn ira usman tu la. xtacing ke die^^; September 29, 2011 at 8:06 PM
little_teddy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: bogel kan Mejah!!; September 29, 2011 at 9:08 PM
khairiyah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pandainya.mesti dapat A+++ kan-kan-kan?; September 29, 2011 at 9:15 PM
alexa yussida said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sengalest..; September 30, 2011 at 12:54 AM
ain hamiza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: x baik doe wat ira usman cm niee.. ntah2 dia da kawen ke... hahahaha..

p/s-lupe laa plak cikgu aku ajar cm ne dulu.. haishh; September 30, 2011 at 1:24 AM
YOUsoF said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: Ira Usman : Awak ni bunguk ke apa ek?; September 30, 2011 at 1:39 AM
bighagenjo said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha!
semua salah!; September 30, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Enchek Bertopeng said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: tumpang lalu... untuk warga bumi yang perihatin
http://kasihaleeya.blogspot.com/2011/07/kisah-sedih-pasangan-norma-dan-talib.html; September 30, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Umie Artoqiemie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: pandai, bijak, bangga saya.; September 30, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Anif Abdullah| AA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahha.. nak berkenalan dengan ira usman tu bleh? :P; September 30, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Eyka said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cikgu panggil leps exm..

cikgu : cikgu kan surh tulis wrne pelangi? knape tulis nama ira usman?

mejah: eh..2 turutan warne pelangi la 2..yang ira usman itu saya tulis sebab dia cantik..lagi pon dah lame dah saya tahu mat jenin memang fanatik dgn dy..2 sebab laa saya tulis..hahaha

cikgu: fuhhhhhhhhhhhh...sabo je laa-.-; September 30, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Bella Bell said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: kalau anak murid aku buat cam ni, memang aku cepuk la dia.. hahaha~~; September 30, 2011 at 7:43 PM
aiko farahshahida said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: sadis! haha; October 1, 2011 at 1:29 AM
Piah Becok said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: super bijak kau ni bang!!! sumpah bangga gila. ni masa darjah berap ni? hahaahaha; October 1, 2011 at 4:47 PM
anitaare said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: betul ke ada ira usman atau fantasi aje nih??; October 1, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Aidalina Abdul Ghani said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahah . terbaek lah . kalo zaman aku kan .
micheal
jackson
kena
halau
balik
india
utara
..

IRA USMAN !! SUPPORT YOU !XD; October 2, 2011 at 12:52 AM
Nur Syazana Mohammed Sani said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: HAHA ,. zana punye ,. micheal jackson kene halau balek india utara ^^

http://syazanasani.com; October 2, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Sufinah Yussof (SY) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahahahaha~ boleh kecut pankreas macam ni. SY pendatang baru kat blog ni. makin lama duduk kat sini, makin terhibur.; October 2, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Ungu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: ira usman.

Aku nak cari dia di facebook, apa cantik lagi ke tak orangnya.; October 2, 2011 at 5:33 PM
NOOR FATIN said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahha ko ni!; October 2, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Nani said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahaha... lupa ke apa jwpn tuh?; October 3, 2011 at 10:37 AM
eiffel said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: mesti lu dapat markah penuh tok soklan tu kan.heu heu heu; October 3, 2011 at 10:48 AM
kacangkelisa said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: cikgu ko balas ape weh?? hahahhXD; October 5, 2011 at 5:51 PM
EZAN IDMA said... [MEJAH JAWAB]: hahahahahaha; October 17, 2011 at 1:46 PM

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