Sunday, October 2, 2011

Sperma : BONTOT

Pada suatu hari, ada dua ekor sperma, satu nama beliau Mat, satu lagi Mahmod.



Bersedia atau tidak itu lah hakikat hidup seorang sperma. Hidup sekejap sahaja sperma-sperma ini. Kesian. Maka Mat dan Mahmod pun berpindah tuan. Daripada rumah telur kepada rumah yang amat asing bagi mereka.





Setelah penat berenang-renang di tempat tak dikenali, maka Mat dan Mahmod jumpa satu objek yang sangat pelik.













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AYuNG said...

kah2~~kes main bontot la nih.....

Una Eus said...

bengong je! hahaha
bang mejah ni mmg ar. ish3

ikatankasihku said...

Lak! sengal...kah kah kah

bighagenjo said...

hahahahahahahaha!
kes liwat nih.

mizzkechique said...

erkkk...

shatooman said...

kahkaakahkah...bodo punya tuan..kesian kat sperma2 tu..

ღ p!nk veLvet ღ said...

cisss, hahaha~

meaw said...

ngok ngek... hahaha!

nuyui a.k.a miss NUSHA said...

hakhak..xleh blah!

Cik Puan Nurul said...

sperma encik gayah la tuh..mujur awok jumpe tahik..ade yg lelain jumpa dinding la,cadar tilam la..mulut la..hakhakhakhak..

ayaa alyy said...

kalau lah dulu cikgu biologi ajar mcm niee sure faham tak pyh bukak buku hafal dah. haha :P


ce try mengajar bio tgk. mesti anak anak murid you semua dapat A ! hahah :P

is_isaac said...

hahahaah! lawak gilerrr!

Mimi Marilyn said...

kah999999

Umie Artoqiemie said...

contoh hidup dipersiakan.. hargailah setiap detik..

ika said...

bengong sungguh !

Aya Ariel said...

ahahahah..giler jijak la mejah nih!

Fatin Farhana Binti Ramli said...

nampak sangat yang buat tu bengong .. kes meliwat .. haish .. dunia dunia ..

Heidi Shafiq said...

celaka..

Red said...

kesian kut kat sperma baru idup tu. hahahaha

fiq. said...

perghhh

J.Syazwana said...

gay!

Wadi AR said...

bontot sape tu hoii

chemay said...

gay.
-.-

Adylia Qarissa said...

idea pelik!!..hahahaaa...giler punya cerita :)

Ujang9897 said...

sperma yg tgh ada dlm bontot kau kan..

kisah benar ni.

Mila Ahmad said...

saya under age la muahahaha...main geli2 la kamu nie....

Anif Abdullah| AA said...

hahaha..sengal jer :P

miera azzudin said...

=_='

siraporen said...

macam haram. nak pancut dalam punye pasal, asnggup main bontot. hahaha.

Lady RaRa said...

ok la..kau memang bijak bab bab macam ni

aku tengah gelak ni terbayang plak sperma anu-war dalam jubo sepol bukari

JIJI YU said...

mat tu cam hitammanis je

Shaherah said...

hahhaha klakar lar.. bodoh tuan die tu.. >.<"

pemuzik jalanan said...

Hahak, jadah!. Tahi betul perangainya.

n0n0n said...

hahahaha....demn....sperm leh hidup 113jam dlm bntot weh...kata pakar la...hahahaha

Sis Nana said...

hahaha~~klaka la...sangat comel due ekor sperma tue~~!

nazirulhazwan~ said...

sedap ke main bontot?

Asyraf Hamasaki said...

sedap ke main bontot mejah?

Bella ♥ said...

kehkehkehkeh


tak boleh blah betei!

kembau la said...

hok ngapo gayo gitu

kembau la said...

kah3 klaku\au ko ni

Tasha said...

jgn men blakang...haha

dyna syamsuri said...

tuan die gayyyy. hahahhahah

Peah Glemer said...

hahaha tersalah masuk.

beautiful_rose said...

hahahha sengaL =P

kura said...

bukan main kelucahan entry ni ye. hahaha

Izbeta Shyah said...

ahahaha, doggie style.. dahsyat..

nurkaloi said...

hahah gile ko hmzah !

farah izwani said...

lambat pulak aku loading. haha

hayra said...

sial gilaaaaa

sofeafaudzi.photography said...

malas aku nak imejin... tapi aku terimejin jugak lah mejah!!! arggghhhh --'

Yuyu said...

ayooooooyoooooo...

merahitujambu said...

adeh..lawoklah..gelak sorg2 depan pc..memang org kata giler..=p

:.—¤÷('[¤*F.a.n.a*¤]')÷¤—- said...

mcm mne lh bole sesat..hahaha..

CIK PARO! said...

cian kt sperma tu..
bru nk hidup..
terjumpa pulk tahi..

chiah_ismile said...

sindiran ghupenye..hahaha..bgus!ske mejah!

si para para said...

tersalah parking ke apa ni..

salwa ismail said...

hahaha sengal!

Inche Love said...

haha.. silap pancut!

Jamban Comel said...

mu gay eh mejah ekekek!

eqacashperlala said...

nasib taik, kalau jumpa lidah?
hahahahaha!

syirah rasid said...

arghh~ gelimat,. kenapa setiap kali aku baca entri pasal sperm nih time aku makan??

dem dem!

Fara E's said...

dem mejah , haha

hakamah hamyadi said...

sian sperma hidup dia dipersiakan oleh tuannya..hahaha

O'gosh said...

keh..keh..keh..berguling baby dalam perut ni baca...

budakampung said...

eh comellah sperm tu! agak2 gua punya comel cenggitu tak?? kahkahkah! bengong lah kau mejah..semat2~

Balqis Riza said...

aa lucah!!!! hahahaha

| RoziAhmad | said...

hahaha. bodoh giler.

dill said...

mesej diterima!

:P

dill.

ina said...

seorang sperma? cam pelik je.. hikhikhik

freaky-tieyha said...

mampos erk kalo sperm tersesat macam ni , hahahaha~!

cik najihah said...

bes2...selingan lucah & lawak hahaha

Sara Ali said...

hahahaha.......
eeeeee......

Amanda Eltiqaz said...

adeh...tutup selera bila tgk last pic.. =p

hazirah kasimon said...

haha XD

aiko farahshahida said...

hadow. gilak. hahaha

ieyza afieyna said...

haha..

SoLy SoLicious said...

cialakak sgguh..

cheqwa said...

hahaha...kesian doh sperma 2ekor nih!lost.kahkahkah...sunggohpon geli,tapi klakar :D

Cik Miera said...

hahaha... sesat lak.. busuk ye.

SLeM said...

hahahah..style!

mamawana said...

najis nyerrrrr..........

ABU said...

sengal!! hahahaa

Azham Vosovic said...

hahahahahah..... mengong! tapi mmg benar2 berlaku kan?

Woofer Storm said...

hahahah sengal tapi kreatif entry ni..heheee

NorHalizah said...

euwww...ceit btul la.

muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir said...

kah3

IEQAH said...

sentappp..
busuk sampai ke sini..HAHA

~Nana 귀여운~ said...

bontot ka ? cian kat sperma2 tuh...baru nak id0p lama skit..muahaha :D

a little less conversation said...

najis berat + najis ringan..elok da tu, kena sgt2..hahaha

Kierul Amin said...

kreatif...gud job mejah!!

Ain SSB said...

Dlm lubang bontot rupenye! haha.

.Najihah A. said...

Terbaik lawak ko hamzah oi! :P

CiK AuTuMn said...

mmg thap bengong cmpoq ngan kreatif trlampau...
mmg tabik arr...
hahhaa.. :D

arora said...

tak suka la awk nie..kita pose tau...huk2.. *lari2 ank sambil ttp mke...HAHAHAH..gedik..

NOOR FATIN said...

siot je weh. hahaha

imHepPie said...

owh...bentuk dlm bontot pon camtu jgk eh

YuiLight said...

Kesian...

Nafisa81 said...

kakaka..sodomi..

Siti Mashitah Saidin said...

perjalanan seorg seperma ka? hak hak hak

cimOt said...

tersalah masuk la ni??apa da tuan diaaaaa

SoutulMujahid said...

kahkahkah!!! siot!!! main belakang rupanya. patut r busuk!

dosa besar oooo... ish3~

CT said...

Hahaha...lawak pagi sabtu tul!!!

Aweyn said...

-____-

i am S!L4H.. said...

mcm tettttt je. haha

alif haris said...

HAHAHAHAHHA ! demmm !

Cik Iqaa said...

hahahha. sumpah lawak..

unieMARKS :) said...

Hahaaa. pndai bahasa melayu rupanya sperma ni yo

mushroom said...

haha cian sperm yg jd mangsa.. esh gila duh

schaze zainn said...

haha..mengong betul..

=,="

oranglidi said...

haha. ni kalu wat propaganda nganjing anwar ibrahim boleh gak ni

Salamiah Endut said...

ya ampun! hahahaha.. what a day! hahahaa

Faiz Tapit said...

faking. main jubo

asyrafNAKjadiLEBIHbaik said...

lucah macam gamp@#$..tapi rasenye rakyat mesia, mahu pun kanak2 tadika dah biase dh dgn benda2....

ade citer sperma cari ovum tapi jumpe anak tekak tak?
hahahaha

acap
to my new entry - Acapsuur (>,<)

ishiko said...

eshh.. msk belog pkcik mejah ni je citer sperma.. asal msok je citer sperma :P

Rahmad said...

sperma yang salah parking..

main pungung rupanya..

aku merasa pelik dan hairan melihat taik sebesar itu..

delarocha said...

sape kena liwat ni weiii.. haha

LittleGurl said...

cisssskek!! grrrrrrrrrr mejah ni!

Jue said...

Hahahaha siut je!!ni la jd bila hidup x dihargai ish ish ish

aimie amalina said...

hahahhahahahahahaah
gile sengalll!

Hanie_Dew said...

tsk tsk tsk. tutup mata aku baca entry ni.

M Firdaus Mohd said...

hahaha. luar tabii tu!

Eyka said...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr -.-

Bella Bell said...

aku tengah mkn ni woiii.. nmpak yayik plak dh..haha~~

El said...

http://el-elsays.blogspot.com/2011/09/5-blog-feveret-minggu-ini-3.html

mention blog ni kat sini

haney said...

dem dem dem! hahah

eiffel said...

ah, camtaek.heu heu heu

dyg said...

pesal 1 cerah 1 lg gelap tu sperma? 2 org eekkk.,hahahha

BM said...

haha....:P

norhatizahmohamed said...

ish ish. boleh nye sesat.

ain wauhidus said...

haha serious bagi pedoman

EZAN IDMA said...

salah masuk haha

ctk said...

haha..memang kuat daya imaginasi.. mesti sains A+++ neh :P

Anonymous said...

sperma lu ke tu bro,blh ckp haha..cntek ar blh bwk dlm parlimen bro..hahaha

Pija! said...

ahahha..
kesian sperma tu tersalah lorong plak. huhuh

cikpia said...

cara penyampaian yang menarik membuat aku terpikir : KO PERNAH JADIK SPERMA EK?

owh,lupa lak!! akupun pernah jadik sperma gak....

puteri.dyne94 said...

ahahaha..lwak siottt..

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