Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Sperma : Jiran
semua orang tahu lelaki mempunyai dua bijik telor. Dan ini kisah antara dua sperma yang berasal dari telor yang berbeza.
Seekor bernama Mat, dan seekor lagi bernama Mahmod. Kedua dua mereka berasal dari telor, tapi bukan telor yang sama.
disebabkan gua malas buat research, maka dipendekkan cerita kedua-dua sperma ini bertemu juga.
Kejayaan takkan jatuh atas riba macam tu aje. Komplen banyak-banyak apa guna? Macam lah dunia ni lu orang saja yang hidup.


95 comments:
- Wadi AR said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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okeh, telor
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November 23, 2011 at 10:02 AM
- Memori Kekasih said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kaitan?
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November 23, 2011 at 10:05 AM
- ceklala said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahaha..sengal ni!
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November 23, 2011 at 10:06 AM
- Akim Iqbal said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lulz
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November 23, 2011 at 10:10 AM
- Ardini Humaira said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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adoyai... haha.. usaha lift kejayaan
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November 23, 2011 at 10:10 AM
- cik lebah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha..
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November 23, 2011 at 10:11 AM
- Cik Puan Nurul said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lawak di pagi rabu
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November 23, 2011 at 10:11 AM
- No name said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Nampaknya kita yang ada skang nie, hasil dari sperma yang kuat berusaha..
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November 23, 2011 at 10:13 AM
- jaya jr said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha..bangsa dimana-mana hingga ke sperma
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November 23, 2011 at 10:16 AM
- bLaCk pEarL said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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entry yg sngguh dasyat! hahhaa...
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November 23, 2011 at 10:21 AM
- anoyu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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camni ko nasihat orang??? (•˘o˘•)
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November 23, 2011 at 10:22 AM
- Dhiya Fariza said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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medically speakin, sperms just squirt on its own at its own will at its own speed hikhikhik. but tersuratnya correct, kejayaan takkan jatuh ke riba liddat.
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November 23, 2011 at 10:24 AM
- y i e n said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sperma drpd telur asing2 pon sorang negro sorang melayu ke? hahaha :P
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November 23, 2011 at 10:26 AM
- aku budak baru said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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motif? -..-
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November 23, 2011 at 10:35 AM
- Lea Isnawi said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hitam la anak yg baru lahir tu
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November 23, 2011 at 10:36 AM
- Munn Jaafar said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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jgn merungut...teruskan saja...hahaha...deng~
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November 23, 2011 at 10:39 AM
- ir yien 9897 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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usaha tangga kejayaan.
tapi perlu ada kreatif utk cepat berjaya.. heheh -
November 23, 2011 at 10:40 AM
- SN said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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diam2 wat keja sudah...hehe
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November 23, 2011 at 10:40 AM
- yustie ftyt said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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waduh2...sperma bercakap pulak..hehehe :DD
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November 23, 2011 at 10:52 AM
- Ujang9897 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pancut dlm2...gua hebat boleh pancut dlm2
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November 23, 2011 at 10:55 AM
- aishareoils said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pengajaran melalui topik sperma memberikan kesan yg mendalammmmmmm...HAHA
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November 23, 2011 at 10:55 AM
- Che Ayu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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got the point~~
eh? -
November 23, 2011 at 11:06 AM
- ♪ cik katak ♪ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha sperma negro lagi hebat ke?? :P
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November 23, 2011 at 11:31 AM
- Ilham11 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wah,ada nilai usaha dalam story sperma ni, haha .like like
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November 23, 2011 at 11:45 AM
- dill said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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adoi mejah...gelak sakan guwa
dill. -
November 23, 2011 at 11:53 AM
- miSs aMaL said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahhaa.gelak gulim2.sengal lah.
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November 23, 2011 at 12:10 PM
- Azzah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ha..ha,teruskan usaha..:)sesat tanya lah sperma lain.malu bertanya sesat jalan:p
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November 23, 2011 at 12:30 PM
- Afiqah mOhammad said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sangat BERMAKNA niehhh..taniah!! hahahaaha..
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November 23, 2011 at 12:41 PM
- Shiema Sufian said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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usaha tangga kejayaan :)
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November 23, 2011 at 12:54 PM
- Saddila said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pergghh nasihat yang bijak .
ke wa tak paham cite lu ni ?? haha -
November 23, 2011 at 12:56 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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#LOL leh lak sesat..hahahaha
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November 23, 2011 at 1:19 PM
- cikpia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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walau camcibai tapi the point tu sangat dipersetujui!!!
go go sperma!!! eh silap! go go hammie!!! -
November 23, 2011 at 1:23 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahaha!
aku tak kira..
aku nak gelak guling2 jugak! -
November 23, 2011 at 1:28 PM
- alepridz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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haha... belum jadi orang pun dah pandai cerewet...
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November 23, 2011 at 1:58 PM
- Shawn Razaleigh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tuan punya sperm ni kan bruno mars. gelap sikit. haha
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November 23, 2011 at 2:19 PM
- Eyka said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gua dari sperma yg kuat berusaha gak la kan wey? ptut laa gua pndai..
kah kah kah :P -
November 23, 2011 at 2:30 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahah....saya suka kisah2 sperma ni hahahahha
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November 23, 2011 at 2:39 PM
- Mek Onie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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usaha tangga kejayaan ..
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November 23, 2011 at 2:41 PM
- budaksetan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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guwa dari sperma bertanduk,hikhik
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November 23, 2011 at 2:58 PM
- Izzan Zain said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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dah sah my 3wan tu hasil dari sperma yg rajin tu....
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November 23, 2011 at 3:06 PM
- Sumijelly said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hamzah sengallllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumijelly.com -
November 23, 2011 at 3:34 PM
- chiah_ismile said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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jgn merungut jgn komplen..yg pnting usaha..yeah!geddit!
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November 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
- Cik TeN10 said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hitam itu menawan.. keh3
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November 23, 2011 at 3:40 PM
- Syafiq Ahadin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ReComment Ujang: pancut dlm2...gua hebat boleh pancut dlm2.
Damn! Hahahahahahah! -
November 23, 2011 at 3:49 PM
- merahitujambu said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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weeeeaaaahhhhh....rasa nk picit jee telor..eh..sperma ni
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November 23, 2011 at 4:02 PM
- red gitarputeh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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biar aku teka. yang putih tu mesti perempuan. sebab asek pot pet pot pet je. dem. =.=
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November 23, 2011 at 4:31 PM
- Perjalanan Tanpa Noktah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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gelak gelak jugak tapi ada sinisnya...
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November 23, 2011 at 4:33 PM
- faiznur rotashia said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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bebel je lebih.. =.=' haha
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November 23, 2011 at 5:02 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cayok2!!
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November 23, 2011 at 5:23 PM
- 3no gr33ny said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oke..mmg ada pengajaran
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November 23, 2011 at 5:25 PM
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timtim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wa kulit gelap. maknanya wa dari sperma negro ek mejah?
huhu -
November 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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siapa Melayu dan tak terasa, baik angkat kaki, haha tajam siot
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November 23, 2011 at 5:56 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha..merungut je manjang..boleh buat buku pasal sperma ni pastu jual kat budak2..banyak pengajaran ni..hahahaha
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November 23, 2011 at 8:01 PM
- bwarghhhhh said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tajam sperma lu!
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November 23, 2011 at 10:13 PM
- Encik Z said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cakap banyok pulok si Mat ne. demand tinggi, kan dah sesat.
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November 23, 2011 at 11:34 PM
- ♥ Nana BamBam ♥ said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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dasar malas...tau nak depan mata..hadaplah ngko..sesat suda..haha :P
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November 24, 2011 at 1:26 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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oh.
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November 24, 2011 at 2:14 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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ada mesej rupanya... mana pergi kelucahan!hahaha
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November 24, 2011 at 10:46 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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crte dr persembahan lukisan yang bgus..
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November 24, 2011 at 11:19 AM
- m!3yr4h_LolLy said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahaahha. lawak la wei
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November 24, 2011 at 3:06 PM
- Isteri Encek Bard said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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cakap banyak tak guna.. tul tu mejah, banyak pengajaran.. banyak orang yang tahu cakap jer skang ni.. usaha tak der.. tapi biler tengok kejayaan orang lain mula lah dengki sana, bomoh sana... perkara ni selalu ada sekeliling kita... dan perkara sebegini selalunya terjadi dikalangan kaum kita sendiri.. sedih...
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November 24, 2011 at 4:50 PM
- minah senget said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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HAHAHHHA
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November 25, 2011 at 9:12 AM
- Aujinz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Banyak cakap, banyak merungut tak guna kalau takde usaha.. koh koh koh
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November 25, 2011 at 2:36 PM
- Eein Azryn said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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tak paham tapi lawak. HAHAHAHAHAHA. XD
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November 25, 2011 at 3:18 PM
- Norhalizah Mohamed said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahampeh..
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November 25, 2011 at 10:47 PM
- Faiz Tapit said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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k
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November 26, 2011 at 12:59 AM
- si ngokngek said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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asal sperm nie mcm termengah-mengah..huh!!
hidup kena usaha,jgn mulut ja ckp lebih kan,..=P -
November 26, 2011 at 10:41 AM
- Mek Onie said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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salam maal hijrah kawan :D
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November 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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November 27, 2011 at 11:56 PM
- wani brahim said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahaha khidmat nasihat daripada sperma
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November 28, 2011 at 1:25 AM
- Tiara Fazlin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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=.=''
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November 28, 2011 at 6:17 AM
- Unknown said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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trbaikk lah cara lu nak sampaikan nasihat,,,apekah??
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November 29, 2011 at 4:17 PM
- Pala Maldini said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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pengajaran last tu memang terbaik lah bro
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November 29, 2011 at 5:30 PM
- precious cla said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Haha smart entry ! I like ..
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November 30, 2011 at 8:18 AM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 at 7:42 PM
- Juliet_iRa~" said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hukhukhuk..
tu je ek kaitanya?huuu -
December 1, 2011 at 11:10 PM
- erleena said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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errr ,,,
btw its not to impres okey :) -
December 2, 2011 at 12:15 AM
- Ms Yunis said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Baca sambil tergelak2 tengah malam ni! haha
;D -
December 2, 2011 at 12:42 AM
- Woofer Storm said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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adeh,.entry ni lawak pun ada,tapi ada nasihat yang tersembunyi,hehhee
follow blog awesome ni^^ -
December 2, 2011 at 1:36 AM
- cik wanie Lovela (CWL) said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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lucah hahahhaa.sperma tu cute dowh gagaga
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December 2, 2011 at 11:40 AM
- alin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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sperma kaler coklat ek??baru tau..
erkkk!! -
December 2, 2011 at 2:03 PM
- cik bulan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kejayaaan...o yeah..--'
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December 3, 2011 at 1:41 AM
- Nina Mads said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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wah dahsyat la sperma nie..haha. penat gelak ohhh...dimana ada tangga disitu ada kejayaan..
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December 3, 2011 at 8:48 PM
- Ieqahgajah said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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choiii..mjur de pngajaran gak..
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December 3, 2011 at 11:05 PM
- Nazrul Ashraff said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kah kah kah., menggelikan bai
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December 4, 2011 at 5:51 PM
- blog-tips-kurus said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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kesimpulan itu memang tepat! :)
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December 4, 2011 at 10:07 PM
- cik wan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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comelnye sperm tu..smpai kte bdue dgn roommate ketawa cm org gile sbb lwk nk mam...
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December 5, 2011 at 12:40 AM
- Admin said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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December 5, 2011 at 9:56 AM
- iAmCekbolat said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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comel lah sperm2 nih mcm cekbolat *err?
haha... mct brbelang2 dpt bby =P -
December 5, 2011 at 6:06 PM
- cik pinaz said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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komik ke ni ? haha
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December 5, 2011 at 6:12 PM
- athirahmazlan said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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BLOG TERBANG TINGGI-TINGGI SOKMO MENCERIAKANG HIDUK SAYER... JYAA~
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December 5, 2011 at 6:29 PM
- Poco Endrigon said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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hahahahaha..mnrik entry nie..crta yg lh wt ktawa n science.//ahahahaaha..btw aku dh follow awak follow kyte blik k hehe
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December 5, 2011 at 6:32 PM
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Anonymous said... [MEJAH JAWAB]
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Lu silap bro... Lu usaha klau tanpa izin Allah blum tentu jd baby.. Usaha tu usaha juga tp Allah yg tentukan.. Allahuakbar..
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September 29, 2012 at 2:58 AM