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Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Sperma : Jiran
semua orang tahu lelaki mempunyai dua bijik telor. Dan ini kisah antara dua sperma yang berasal dari telor yang berbeza.
Seekor bernama Mat, dan seekor lagi bernama Mahmod. Kedua dua mereka berasal dari telor, tapi bukan telor yang sama.
disebabkan gua malas buat research, maka dipendekkan cerita kedua-dua sperma ini bertemu juga.
Kejayaan takkan jatuh atas riba macam tu aje. Komplen banyak-banyak apa guna? Macam lah dunia ni lu orang saja yang hidup.
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95 oltromen?:
- Wadi AR said...
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okeh, telor
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November 23, 2011 10:02 AM
- Memori Kekasih said...
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kaitan?
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November 23, 2011 10:05 AM
- ceklala said...
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hahahahaha..sengal ni!
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November 23, 2011 10:06 AM
- Akim Iqbal said...
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lulz
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November 23, 2011 10:10 AM
- Ardini Humaira said...
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adoyai... haha.. usaha lift kejayaan
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November 23, 2011 10:10 AM
- cik tenggiling said...
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haha..
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November 23, 2011 10:11 AM
- Cik Puan Nurul said...
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lawak di pagi rabu
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November 23, 2011 10:11 AM
- Lizzie Yasmin said...
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Nampaknya kita yang ada skang nie, hasil dari sperma yang kuat berusaha..
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November 23, 2011 10:13 AM
- jaya jr said...
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haha..bangsa dimana-mana hingga ke sperma
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November 23, 2011 10:16 AM
- bLaCk pEarL said...
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entry yg sngguh dasyat! hahhaa...
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November 23, 2011 10:21 AM
- kacangkelisa said...
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camni ko nasihat orang??? (•˘o˘•)
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November 23, 2011 10:22 AM
- Dhiya Fariza said...
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medically speakin, sperms just squirt on its own at its own will at its own speed hikhikhik. but tersuratnya correct, kejayaan takkan jatuh ke riba liddat.
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November 23, 2011 10:24 AM
- ✿ pink velvet ✿ said...
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sperma drpd telur asing2 pon sorang negro sorang melayu ke? hahaha :P
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November 23, 2011 10:26 AM
- aku budak baru said...
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motif? -..-
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November 23, 2011 10:35 AM
- Lea Isnawi said...
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hitam la anak yg baru lahir tu
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November 23, 2011 10:36 AM
- Munnafendy said...
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jgn merungut...teruskan saja...hahaha...deng~
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November 23, 2011 10:39 AM
- ir yien 9897 said...
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usaha tangga kejayaan.
tapi perlu ada kreatif utk cepat berjaya.. heheh -
November 23, 2011 10:40 AM
- Tasha said...
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diam2 wat keja sudah...hehe
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November 23, 2011 10:40 AM
- yustie ftyt said...
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waduh2...sperma bercakap pulak..hehehe :DD
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November 23, 2011 10:52 AM
- Ujang9897 said...
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pancut dlm2...gua hebat boleh pancut dlm2
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November 23, 2011 10:55 AM
- Ecah Ecot said...
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pengajaran melalui topik sperma memberikan kesan yg mendalammmmmmm...HAHA
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November 23, 2011 10:55 AM
- Che Ayu said...
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got the point~~
eh? -
November 23, 2011 11:06 AM
- ♪ cik katak ♪ said...
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hahaha sperma negro lagi hebat ke?? :P
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November 23, 2011 11:31 AM
- is_isaac said...
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wah,ada nilai usaha dalam story sperma ni, haha .like like
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November 23, 2011 11:45 AM
- dill said...
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adoi mejah...gelak sakan guwa
dill. -
November 23, 2011 11:53 AM
- miSs aMaL said...
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hahhaa.gelak gulim2.sengal lah.
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November 23, 2011 12:10 PM
- Azzah said...
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ha..ha,teruskan usaha..:)sesat tanya lah sperma lain.malu bertanya sesat jalan:p
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November 23, 2011 12:30 PM
- yaya chef kecik said...
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sangat BERMAKNA niehhh..taniah!! hahahaaha..
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November 23, 2011 12:41 PM
- shiema sufian said...
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usaha tangga kejayaan :)
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November 23, 2011 12:54 PM
- Saddila said...
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pergghh nasihat yang bijak .
ke wa tak paham cite lu ni ?? haha -
November 23, 2011 12:56 PM
- Saiazuan said...
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#LOL leh lak sesat..hahahaha
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November 23, 2011 1:19 PM
- cikpia said...
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walau camcibai tapi the point tu sangat dipersetujui!!!
go go sperma!!! eh silap! go go hammie!!! -
November 23, 2011 1:23 PM
- Lelaki Ini said...
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hahahahaha!
aku tak kira..
aku nak gelak guling2 jugak! -
November 23, 2011 1:28 PM
- alepridz said...
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haha... belum jadi orang pun dah pandai cerewet...
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November 23, 2011 1:58 PM
- Shawn Razaleigh said...
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tuan punya sperm ni kan bruno mars. gelap sikit. haha
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November 23, 2011 2:19 PM
- Eyka said...
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gua dari sperma yg kuat berusaha gak la kan wey? ptut laa gua pndai..
kah kah kah :P -
November 23, 2011 2:30 PM
- Azham Vosovic said...
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hahah....saya suka kisah2 sperma ni hahahahha
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November 23, 2011 2:39 PM
- onie said...
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usaha tangga kejayaan ..
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November 23, 2011 2:41 PM
- budaksetan said...
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guwa dari sperma bertanduk,hikhik
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November 23, 2011 2:58 PM
- Izzan Zain said...
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dah sah my 3wan tu hasil dari sperma yg rajin tu....
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November 23, 2011 3:06 PM
- Sumijelly said...
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hamzah sengallllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumijelly.com -
November 23, 2011 3:34 PM
- chiah_ismile said...
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jgn merungut jgn komplen..yg pnting usaha..yeah!geddit!
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November 23, 2011 3:36 PM
- Cik TeN10 said...
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hitam itu menawan.. keh3
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November 23, 2011 3:40 PM
- Syafiq Ahadin said...
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ReComment Ujang: pancut dlm2...gua hebat boleh pancut dlm2.
Damn! Hahahahahahah! -
November 23, 2011 3:49 PM
- merahitujambu said...
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weeeeaaaahhhhh....rasa nk picit jee telor..eh..sperma ni
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November 23, 2011 4:02 PM
- Red said...
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biar aku teka. yang putih tu mesti perempuan. sebab asek pot pet pot pet je. dem. =.=
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November 23, 2011 4:31 PM
- zures said...
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gelak gelak jugak tapi ada sinisnya...
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November 23, 2011 4:33 PM
- faiznur rotashia said...
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bebel je lebih.. =.=' haha
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November 23, 2011 5:02 PM
- Paris Lipton said...
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cayok2!!
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November 23, 2011 5:23 PM
- 3no gr33ny said...
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oke..mmg ada pengajaran
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November 23, 2011 5:25 PM
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timtim said...
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wa kulit gelap. maknanya wa dari sperma negro ek mejah?
huhu -
November 23, 2011 5:52 PM
- NZ Diaz said...
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siapa Melayu dan tak terasa, baik angkat kaki, haha tajam siot
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November 23, 2011 5:56 PM
- budakampung said...
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hahaha..merungut je manjang..boleh buat buku pasal sperma ni pastu jual kat budak2..banyak pengajaran ni..hahahaha
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November 23, 2011 8:01 PM
- Yuyu said...
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ok
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November 23, 2011 8:10 PM
- robotkuning said...
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tajam sperma lu!
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November 23, 2011 10:13 PM
- Encik Z said...
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cakap banyok pulok si Mat ne. demand tinggi, kan dah sesat.
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November 23, 2011 11:34 PM
- ~Nana BamBam~ said...
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dasar malas...tau nak depan mata..hadaplah ngko..sesat suda..haha :P
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November 24, 2011 1:26 AM
- Amna.Qadeeja said...
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oh.
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November 24, 2011 2:14 AM
- Hidemichi said...
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ada mesej rupanya... mana pergi kelucahan!hahaha
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November 24, 2011 10:46 AM
- shera haifa said...
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crte dr persembahan lukisan yang bgus..
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November 24, 2011 11:19 AM
- m!3yr4h_LolLy said...
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hahahaahha. lawak la wei
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November 24, 2011 3:06 PM
- Isteri Encek Bard said...
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cakap banyak tak guna.. tul tu mejah, banyak pengajaran.. banyak orang yang tahu cakap jer skang ni.. usaha tak der.. tapi biler tengok kejayaan orang lain mula lah dengki sana, bomoh sana... perkara ni selalu ada sekeliling kita... dan perkara sebegini selalunya terjadi dikalangan kaum kita sendiri.. sedih...
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November 24, 2011 4:50 PM
- minah senget said...
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HAHAHHHA
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November 25, 2011 9:12 AM
- Aujinz said...
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Banyak cakap, banyak merungut tak guna kalau takde usaha.. koh koh koh
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November 25, 2011 2:36 PM
- Eein Azryn said...
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tak paham tapi lawak. HAHAHAHAHAHA. XD
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November 25, 2011 3:18 PM
- NorHalizah said...
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hahahahampeh..
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November 25, 2011 10:47 PM
- Faiz Tapit said...
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k
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November 26, 2011 12:59 AM
- si ngokngek said...
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asal sperm nie mcm termengah-mengah..huh!!
hidup kena usaha,jgn mulut ja ckp lebih kan,..=P -
November 26, 2011 10:41 AM
- onie said...
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salam maal hijrah kawan :D
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November 27, 2011 11:30 AM
- MisZ NaDdY DiEyA said...
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bru ku tau, ade kaler2 upernyer mende tuh..hehe
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November 27, 2011 11:56 PM
- wani brahim said...
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hahaha khidmat nasihat daripada sperma
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November 28, 2011 1:25 AM
- Tiara Fazlin said...
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=.=''
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November 28, 2011 6:17 AM
- Finaz Jaafar said...
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trbaikk lah cara lu nak sampaikan nasihat,,,apekah??
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November 29, 2011 4:17 PM
- Pala Maldini said...
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pengajaran last tu memang terbaik lah bro
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November 29, 2011 5:30 PM
- Leods said...
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Haha smart entry ! I like ..
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November 30, 2011 8:18 AM
- wan thumbelina said...
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 7:39 PM
- wan thumbelina said...
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 7:39 PM
- wan thumbelina said...
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suke la cite spema abg hamzah...
eh spema abg ke???....huhuhuhuhu -
November 30, 2011 7:42 PM
- Juliet_iRa~" said...
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hukhukhuk..
tu je ek kaitanya?huuu -
December 1, 2011 11:10 PM
- erleena said...
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errr ,,,
btw its not to impres okey :) -
December 2, 2011 12:15 AM
- Cha said...
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Baca sambil tergelak2 tengah malam ni! haha
;D -
December 2, 2011 12:42 AM
- Woofer Storm said...
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adeh,.entry ni lawak pun ada,tapi ada nasihat yang tersembunyi,hehhee
follow blog awesome ni^^ -
December 2, 2011 1:36 AM
- cik wanie Lovela (CWL) said...
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lucah hahahhaa.sperma tu cute dowh gagaga
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December 2, 2011 11:40 AM
- ✿....rossa alina....✿ said...
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sperma kaler coklat ek??baru tau..
erkkk!! -
December 2, 2011 2:03 PM
- cik bulan said...
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kejayaaan...o yeah..--'
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December 3, 2011 1:41 AM
- Amanina said...
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wah dahsyat la sperma nie..haha. penat gelak ohhh...dimana ada tangga disitu ada kejayaan..
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December 3, 2011 8:48 PM
- IEQAH said...
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choiii..mjur de pngajaran gak..
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December 3, 2011 11:05 PM
- Nazrul Ashraff & Syaza Athirah said...
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kah kah kah., menggelikan bai
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December 4, 2011 5:51 PM
- blog-tips-kurus said...
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kesimpulan itu memang tepat! :)
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December 4, 2011 10:07 PM
- cik wan said...
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comelnye sperm tu..smpai kte bdue dgn roommate ketawa cm org gile sbb lwk nk mam...
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December 5, 2011 12:40 AM
- ahsfantasy24 said...
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Hahaha..
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December 5, 2011 9:56 AM
- CekbOlat-bOlat said...
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comel lah sperm2 nih mcm cekbolat *err?
haha... mct brbelang2 dpt bby =P -
December 5, 2011 6:06 PM
- cik pinaz said...
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komik ke ni ? haha
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December 5, 2011 6:12 PM
- athirahmazlan said...
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BLOG TERBANG TINGGI-TINGGI SOKMO MENCERIAKANG HIDUK SAYER... JYAA~
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December 5, 2011 6:29 PM
- Kim Hyun Arry said...
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hahahahaha..mnrik entry nie..crta yg lh wt ktawa n science.//ahahahaaha..btw aku dh follow awak follow kyte blik k hehe
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December 5, 2011 6:32 PM










